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    “Hello,” Ilya repeats, still kind of stuck on those freckles.

    “Hi?” the man says.

    “Hi,” Ilya says—again.

    Oh god, he's said hello three times now. He should literally say anything else. His name, probably. His phone number, preferably.

    “Hi,” Ilya says again, because he can’t help it. “I am—”

    “Are you Nick?” the man asks, and it comes out as a breathless sound.

    OR: Shane gets stood up on a blind date, and Ilya comes to the rescue, and proceeds to make a series of questionable decisions.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    Shane Hollander Rozanov is many things: a devoted father, a loving husband, and currently, a pregnant omega stranded in a restaurant with his three-year-old daughter because nobody believes he's married to the owner.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    If someone had asked him this morning, Hayden would have begrudgingly admitted that he wasn’t quite on the Ilya bandwagon, but he was getting close to thinking about climbing aboard. He was getting closer every day, and Shane knew it.

    Which is why it was a shame Hayden was going to have to murder Ilya Rozanov.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    "What about with girls?” Ilya asked.

    Shane shrugged. He didn’t want to think about that now, not here, not when Ilya was conditioning his hair, not while the shower was warm and no one had to rush to find their underwear in a hurry.

    ”I don’t know, just regular.”

    “Regular,” Ilya said, like he was rolling the word around in his mouth, “Hm. Shame that you have to tell all your women I gave you crabs.”

    Shane elbowed him in the ribs, just a light touch, “Fuck off, you don’t have crabs.”

    The MHL has some of their finest in New York City to film promo for the upcoming season. Shane doesn't notice that, in the absence of hockey, Ilya keeps inventing games to keep his attention.

    Featuring a broken condom, too many questions, and probably too much vulnerability for two guys who aren't even supposed to be friends.

    (Canon-compliant, set in the ep. 4 montage)

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    01 Jun 2026

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    “The trespassing alpha does not run fast enough, in the end. Jungkook catches her. The white wolf tells him to bury her just past the tree line in front of their house. It'll be a good warning, he says. It'll tell others that this house has a guard dog.“

    (Or: Yoongi’s pack of omegas adopts a guard dog, and sweet baby alpha Jungkook gets a home he doesn’t think he deserves.)

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    21 May 2026

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