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The Prince’s New Clothes (Except They Come Off) by Lunaeryi
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
23 Mar 2026
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It wasn't exactly a normal day, but when your lover gets split into five separate people, "normal" stopped being an option weeks ago. But hey, at least his professor had found a solution!
Anaxagoras (06:48): The fragments must be reintegrated through an act of profound connection with the person Mydei loves most.
Phainon blinked at the screen. That could mean anything. A conversation. A heartfelt confession. A—
Anaxagoras (06:48): Specifically, through sexual intercourse.
Phainon dropped the Telaslate onto his face.
It hurt. He deserved it.
Okay. Well. That shouldn't be too difficult, except for the fact not all of them remembered him.
(Well. At least he'll have fun trying.)
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27 May 2026
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Mydei was already having a shitty time in the apocalypse. Having to work with his ex-boyfriend to survive was just the cherry on top.
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22 May 2026
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I Can Excuse the Bear Mauling, But the King?? by Lunaeryi
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
10 Jan 2026
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When Phainon finally moved to Castrum Kremnos—the city he’d daydreamed about since childhood—he expected many things: difficult dialects, lovely cuisine, and locals built like war gods. He did not expect to flirt with a man he assumed was a priest.
“So… I read Nikador’s scriptures once. Very inspiring. Huge fan.”
Finger guns.
Pew pew.
A silence worthy of a sacred text.
Unfortunately, that “priest” happened to be the Crown Prince.
Even more unfortunately, the Crown Prince thought he was cute.
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21 May 2026
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Dazai "Ouji" Osamu is the most popular idol of his generation.People adore him, critics worship him.
He has the whole world dancing in the palm of his hand.
When he steps into an underground bar in Yokohama, on a summer night like any other, he is looking for a muse, a fake boyfriend and a reason for living.Nakahara Chuuya just wanted a glass of wine and a one-night stand.
(Or: the “I slept with a stranger and he turned out to be my little sister’s favorite singer” AU where two idiots catch very real feelings through a fake dating contract. Art in notes.)
Russian translation here by Sterialye
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20 May 2026
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Dazai on the meaning of belonging somewhere, ten years later than intended. Post-canon and established relationship; a vignette, of sorts.
"We're not fifteen anymore," Chuuya says, and Dazai snorts, because he's fully aware of that; it's been a downhill journey ever since he passed twenty-five, and he's not sure his joints will ever recover. "People are worried about you."
"People," Dazai repeats, faintly. Go home and rest, Mori had said.
"Yeah." Chuuya flicks Dazai in the nose, and Dazai scrunches his face up. "There's a bunch of people you've tricked into caring about you."
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18 May 2026