17 Works by WhyYesIAmQuoringRealLife
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Now More Than Ever by WhyYesIAmQuoringRealLife
Fandoms: Vampires SMP, WHITEPINE - IvoryTV (Web Series)
25 Jun 2026
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When Jack von Pyroscythe seems to come back from the dead, Abolish is sent to deal with it. Unfortunately, the Whitepine Estate has problems other than Pyroscythe Hemlocke. And unfortunately for Abolish, he has to deal with those problems.
Note: AvidMC is mentioned briefly in here, but he plays such a small role (being mentioned once) that I don't plan on removing him. That being said, felt that I need to say that I do not support him or Marmalade (If you don't know what I'm talking about, please go research instead of asking about it)
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Before You Kick the Bucket by WhyYesIAmQuoringRealLife
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
31 Mar 2026
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Scar Goodtimes is a vigilante, until that falls apart. Will he put that life back together? Or let a sleeping dog lie?
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- Part 2 of give me a chance (to get this right)
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Announcements, Announcements, Announcements! by WhyYesIAmQuoringRealLife
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
29 Mar 2026
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Mayor Void makes an announcement about vigilantes and the Hero Association
not recommended as a standalone, but can be read as such (other works provide context)Series
- Part 4 of give me a chance (to get this right)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 544
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 5
- Hits:
- 45
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B O N E S by WhyYesIAmQuoringRealLife
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
05 Mar 2026
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The ability to control bones is very helpful around Halloween
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- Part 9 of give me a chance (to get this right)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 413
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 10
- Hits:
- 75
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Grumbot isn't sentient, right?
(Grumbot's journey to sentience)
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- Part 6 of give me a chance (to get this right)
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Hels Knight is infamous supervillain Hellfire
Wels Knight is his civilian brother who pretends he doesn't know about Hels "other job"Hels gets injured during a fight, who else would he go to?
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- Part 8 of give me a chance (to get this right)
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The Waffles Are "Just" Friends by WhyYesIAmQuoringRealLife
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
14 Feb 2026
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Mumbo and Grian are in a QPR and they go out for brunch on Valetine's day. A kid asks about their pride flag pins.
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- Part 5 of give me a chance (to get this right)
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Joel, by some unwanted miracle, is oblivious to the fact that Lizzie, his beloved wife, and Crow, the vigilante that keeps flirting with him, are the same person. (can be read as a standalone)
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- Part 7 of give me a chance (to get this right)
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World Building by WhyYesIAmQuoringRealLife
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
14 Dec 2025
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I have no idea how to fit this into the actual fic, so… have this, I guess.
Chapter One: List Vigilantes
Chapter Two: Other Vigilante Info
Chapter Three: Important Civilians, Villains, and PlacesSeries
- Part 1 of give me a chance (to get this right)
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Prologue: Those Names are Stupid, No, We’re Keeping Them by WhyYesIAmQuoringRealLife
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
12 Oct 2025
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Big & Bloop are vigilantes, why? Poultry Man retired and SOMEONE has to do it.
Grian is a pesky bird, and Mumbo is his partner in not crime. Un-crime.
This is their origin story.I was serious when I said Grian isn’t Poultry Man, by the way. It’ll be relevant later.
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- Part 3 of give me a chance (to get this right)
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Hetch in the Founder’s Cut by WhyYesIAmQuoringRealLife
Fandoms: Generation Loss (Web Series)
19 Sep 2025
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I’m going to ramble about Generation Loss
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 97
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
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Crow Curse: Extended by WhyYesIAmQuoringRealLife
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
19 Sep 2025
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I wanted to add more to my idea about Lizzie’s Crow Curse, and how it affects her role in the Life Series.
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Ethos Lab (I dunno) by WhyYesIAmQuoringRealLife
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Among Us (Video Game)
17 Sep 2025
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Pathos- persuasion based on emotion
Logos- persuasion based on logic
Ethos- persuasion based on trust/credibilityBeen thinking about Hermits & Friends Among Us, and how everyone just instantly trust whatever Etho says. Because it’s Etho.
I don’t even watch Etho’s videos, well not consistently anyway. I just think he’s neat.
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Lay My Curses All To Rest by WhyYesIAmQuoringRealLife
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
01 Sep 2025
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Is one random comment Scar (I think it was Scar) made in the finale going to make me ramble about curses in the Life Series? Yes. Definitely. Absolutely.
Note: minor spoilers, but not really for anything recent.
If anyone wants to use any of this, go ahead, some of these ideas are not original, but if you’re going to do any exact quotes then please credit me, otherwise I don’t care.
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If you give an immortal jellyfish five of each Fanta by akesi_waso_pi_sijelo_mute, WhyYesIAmQuoringRealLife
Fandoms: Fanta (Pop | Soda Brand), Original Work
24 Aug 2025
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Jellyfish goes to the center of the Earth by drinking a bunch of Fanta
Because why notBelieve it or not, this isn’t the craziest thing the two of us have come up with.
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Someone discovers that Fanta removes senses and chaos ensues. One such antic is the feeding of a Turritopsis dohrnii (an immortal jellyfish) five of each color.
Because why notsina wile ala wile e lipu musi ni tan toki Inli tawa toki pona? la lon, o toki ni e mi! (tan sina toki ni e mi, la mi open pali e lipu musi pi toki pona.)
(mi toki ike e toki pona la, mi pilin ike! o toki mi e pakala mi, la sina pona a!)-akesi waso
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 30
- Chapters:
- 1/?
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Ghost Hunting Pays Well by WhyYesIAmQuoringRealLife
Fandoms: Phasmophobia (Video Game), Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
04 Jul 2025
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GIGS College AU
Grian, Scar, Skizz, and Impulse are all broke college students. Joe Hills is the head of the local Paranormal Hazards And Spirits Management Offices (P.H.A.S.M.O.) branch. Cleo is an undead art professor. Bdubs and Tango own a coffee shop. (That’s not really relevant, just thought you should know.)
Gem, Joel, Jimmy, and Lizzie will be relevant later. Much later.
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Is there anywhere that all of the 14 (15 counting The Extinction) Fears reign with terror? Yes. The ocean.