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After a failed hunt, Astarion is forced to confront a group of city guards, and the truth.
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19 Jun 2026
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Through the veil of flames, out steps some infernal creature in the shape of a man. Ruby eyes, so vibrant they would strike envy into the heart of the Lady of Love herself, seem to pierce through to his very soul with a predatory gleam, and unnaturally pale lips twist into an even more wicked smirk. A spot of blood—curse the Nine Hells, that must be Gale’s—shines at the corner of its mouth, and a tongue darts out to lick it away. The flames that birthed this devil into his realm paint streaks of orange into waves of silver hair that sweep across its brow and curl around pointed ears. Gale’s heart rabbits against his ribs, and he dares not to so much as breathe as the creature saunters away from its infernal paper prison and lands ominously close to him.
“Well, hello, darling,” the creature all but purrs, “I take it you are who I have to thank for letting me out of my cage.”
For once in his life, Gale is at a loss for words.
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After Mystra robbed Gale of his ability to harness the Weave, Gale seeks to enter an infernal contract to regain his powers and gets much, much more than he bargained for.
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15 Jun 2026
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"If you'd be so kind as to allow me to leave, I will be out of your very lovely hair in a moment! I am terribly sorry to have entered your territory," the startled man said as he began to drift backwards. This human was certainly one of the more intelligent ones as he knew to never turn his back on a predator. "You're quite the extraordinary and formidable being, aren't you?"
Oh? Who knew a human could have such taste…
Astarion eased only slightly at the compliments. "Extraordinary and formidable? Anything in particular catch your interest?" he replied back in a playful, haughty tone before he twirled around horizontally in the water to display his form. "Perhaps my magnificent tail fins or stripes are to your liking?"
Astarion is a lonely merman in the vast deep who stumbles upon a human who is somehow much further down than he should be. Despite his wariness of humans, his curiosity has him follow the verbose Professor Gale who teaches him more about the world above. Navigating a budding friendship can be a challenge when your new friend is so intriguing though.
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14 Jun 2026
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The gang decides to take a thousand mile road trip in a rented van but they did not anticipate how much luggage space they would need (or, rather, how much luggage space Astarion would need). They run out of room and are one seat short.
The solution? Obvious.
Astarion will just sit on Gale's lap. It will be fine, right?
It will be fine, right??
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- Part 1 of Montana
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- English
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- 23,230
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- 6/6
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13 Jun 2026
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Astarion and Gale break into a haunted library to uncover forbidden knowledge, only to learn the key to entry is putting on the dirtiest show of their lives.
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Gale has an unexplored exhibition kink, and they find the perfect opportunity to indulge it in a haunted library during a lightning storm. Meanwhile, I get to indulge my increasing inability to write something without a massive cum joke involved.Written for the Kinktober prompts Exhibitionism & Voyeurism, and the Spooktober prompts Ghost, Haunted House (except a Haunted Library), and Storms.
Canon Caveats: Plausible as post-canon canon-compliant fic, with some magical realism and exceptions to strict 5e magic rules.
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23 May 2026
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You are an Obsession (I'm your Possession) by parkouringrabbit for pretty_sick_actually
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
26 Jun 2025
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Gale gets caught peeping. Astarion teaches him a lesson.
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03 Apr 2026
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Alastor thought of Vincent as many things: inferior, impulsive, pathetic. "Attractive" was not a word he would have used. If anything, he kept him at arm’s length, fully aware of Vincent’s feelings and unwilling to indulge them.
During one kill, that opinion faltered. Something in Vincent’s focus, his precision, made him momentarily compelling in a way Alastor found deeply inconvenient. Rather than examine the feeling, Alastor does what he always did when Vincent unsettled him: torment him.
Unfortunately, Vincent seemed to enjoy every second.
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01 Apr 2026
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Corporate tech lawyer Astarion accidentally fosters two cats and gets tangled up with a local pet rescue and its manager, Gale.
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- Part 2 of Who Rescued Who?
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29 Mar 2026
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After the rest of their party disappears into the city on their next quest to bring down the Absolute, Astarion and Gale find themselves stranded in the Elfsong Tavern with nothing to do except needle at one another.
Their teasing banter detours into personal terrain when the vampire discovers Gale’s divine tryst with Mystra was purely spiritual, and that his physical body has never known the touch of a lover. Intrigued by the thought of seducing a mortal virgin, Astarion proposes filling in the gaps of Gale’s education.
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24 Mar 2026
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The light was so faint he wasn’t sure he would have seen it without use of his acute darkvision. Any light in such darkness was a beacon, however small. He listened, nothing.
With one careful hand he reached out to the tent flap, cautiously testing to see if there was still a barrier up.
*Pop.*
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They fuck nasty with a simulacrum. That’s the fic. I believe in freaky sex magic Gale supremacy !!!
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07 Mar 2026
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Whoreslut Gale gets fucked by his own simulacrum Astarion joins in most delicious dirty talk cockslut gale being desperate and whiny
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Unleashed by caffeinated_nightmares for dorkpatroller
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
21 Feb 2026
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Astarion thrived on the ruination of Gale Dekarios; it was a vicious means to a delicious end. Twice a year, for the last ten years, the Little Shit found new ways to make his obliviously overworked husband become unleashed.
The first time this dangerous long-form duel came into existence, the flames burned too intensely— too hot, too consuming, too raw— and it left both men gasping for relief with salt pricking their eyes and misunderstood agony. But, Astarion learned the shape of it; he learned how impersonal this trial-by-combat had actually been to his husband and that the elf had not been to blame for such… cruelty. And ever the Little Shit that the elf was, he learned to love stirring the fucking pot.
All that beautiful mess of Gale Dekarios coaxed into a confident, brutal mess.
Today would be the day that all that teasing, dry rot hucked carelessly and wantonly onto the metaphorical fire would erupt into the most glorious fireball. At least… that was the plan. A nice, simple plan. All it involved was destroying the man he loved.
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- Part 6 of Tales of Modern Debauchery
Bookmarked by WizardMeowth
06 Mar 2026
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Dom Gale with a scent kind fucks his husband into submission
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this stupid fucking bloodweave fic that has tormented me at every turn by afincf_tirwer
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
24 Dec 2025
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When Astarion visits Waterdeep once the Elderbrain debacle is firmly behind them, he expects to have a wonderful time reconnecting with his friend and possibly coaxing a favour or two out of Gale.
What he doesn’t expect is Gale’s new colleagues, his new friends, to be brazen enough to flirt with Gale, right in front of him! This cannot stand, he simply must act, inaction is unthinkable in the face of such shameless flirting with Astarion’s wizard!
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06 Mar 2026
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Astarion and Gale have sex in their fire-lit library. But not all is as it appears.
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23 Feb 2026
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Shelter In Place by ICanFixHim (pixel7777) for Elwing42
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
15 Jan 2026
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Gale is a survivalist romance author who writes about love after the end of the world. He's a divorcee who has plans B through G for power failure, but no Plan A for getting laid. Astarion is a former artist who decided to winter in the northern Michigan lake house he got in his divorce. He's not exactly rural-winter ready. When a massive blizzard knocks out power across the community, Gale—seeing Astarion's dark McMansion—trudges through the blizzard to prevent his idiot neighbor from freezing to death, but they'll both keep each other warm in the end.
This low-stakes, cozy, modern, the-Ant-and-the-Grasshopper AU softens both Astarion's and Gale's traumatic pasts to gaslighting, controlling exes who leave them lonely until they discover their strange neighbor is a better fit than they had imagined.
Note: In case you are unfamiliar with the fable of the Ant and the Grasshopper, the Ant prepares for winter by working all summer, while the Grasshopper wastes the summer singing and having fun. In the oldest tellings, the Grasshopper gets cold and hungry in the winter and goes to the Ant for food and shelter, but the Ant scolds him and turns him away. In our version, of course, the Ant is a bit kinder 😉
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07 Feb 2026
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Doomsday author hair checks on his neighbor in a snowstorm brings him home and falls in love
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“Well well. And here I thought you couldn’t look any hotter than you did naked.” Astarion was suddenly behind the wizard, cold hands ghosting down his sides to grab at the roll of fat below his navel, his breath warm against the wizard’s ear. “You’ve fattened up so nicely, Gale.”
Or in which Astarion is fascinated by the wizard's fondness for food and decides to fatten him up.
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31 Jan 2026
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“Please,” he gasps, his other hand resting on Astarion’s hip, pushing them closer, firmer together. He needs, so badly— “Astarion. I need you to touch me.”
Astarion laughs, a teasing little sound, “Not yet darling. Soon, I promise.”
Bloodweave has some fun
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31 Jan 2026
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Small cock humiliation sex with feelings Astarion riding Gales face
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How to Make Yourself Come After 200 Years of Sexual Slavery - A Hungry Vampire's Guide by kiyyeisanerd
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
25 Oct 2025
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“Remember that you are mine. My property, and mine to use. I will not tolerate my property using itself.”
Three weeks into his newfound freedom, Astarion wondered if he could let his mind and his body float back to that time long ago when pleasure was not a tool, but a comfort. When he felt good simply to feel good—not to please somebody else. Could he touch himself, after two centuries without? The world was his oyster—he was sure as hell going to try.
But try as he might, the only thing he could think of was how much he’d like to poke and prod at Gale’s stomach.
Gods above, he had a fetish.
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Astarion and Gale can't seem to get along, always taking jabs at each other. Until Astarion jabs his dick in Gale's mouth.
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Let my touch heal the scars of your soul by grazimesmo
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
25 Dec 2025
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No longer a slave, no longer a puppet under his master’s command, Astarion at last had tasted freedom. And with that freedom he claimed the desires that had burned within him for so long: to live without fear, to choose his own path, and above all, to walk beneath the sun – with a little help from Gale.
And yet…
Yet, even after all he had conquered, something remained beyond his grasp, something Astarion had never truly claimed: his own body. Freedom had given him the sun, the agency, the right to choose, but it had not given him comfort in his own skin. The thought of touch still unsettled him; the brush of another’s hand, the intimacy of a kiss... Anything could summon shadows of shame, leaving him feeling tainted, dirty, unworthy.
But truth was, he longed for more.OR
Astarion wants to reclaim his sexuality, and Gale offers him an agreement that is going to change both of their lives.
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16 Jan 2026
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Fictober Prompt: Day 5,
Finger Sucking, Wax Play, Dacryphilia
Summary: The almost nightly routine for a rouge and a wizard that can’t help but love watching him cry on his dick.Additional Warnings: Language used for trans genitalia includes 'cunt' and 'clit'
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- Part 5 of Kinktober 2025
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05 Jan 2026