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Bad Cop died two years ago in Business's Artifact Chamber. Good Cop survived that, and everything that followed.
Now, he's been sent back to a year before Taco Tuesday, with no warning, no help, and no plan.
Bad Cop's alive again, and there's not a lot Good Cop won't do to keep it that way.
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04 Jun 2026
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Back in Business's Artifact Chamber, Bad Cop chooses loyalty to his parents over loyalty to Business and pays the price.
After Taco Tuesday, Good Cop is alone and deals with the consequences.
Or: Bad Cop dies instead of Good Cop, and Good Cop copes, as best as he can. Everyone else slowly learns that Good Cop isn't exactly who they thought he was.
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03 Jun 2026
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His last conscious thought was gratitude.
Thank you, he thought. Thank you for holding me. I'm sorry I needed it. I'm sorry I couldn't do this on my own.
The light above him dimmed and then vanished.
Jake Sully sank.
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31 May 2026
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The Wrongest Number by crowleyscardigan
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - All Media Types
06 May 2026
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Going home after a late night at work, omega corporate peon Aziraphale hears strangely lewd messages from the elevator. And then it happens again with a new, devilishly handsome alpha coworker in the elevator with him!
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- Part 19 of GOmegaverse GTA Prompts
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The Allure of Fungi by Wotwotleigh
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
19 Dec 2020
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Kyle is a young man facing an uncertain future, but things take a turn when he lands a job at A.Z. Fell and Co. He's still not sure where his life is heading, but one thing is certain: it's about to get a whole lot weirder.
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Our Two Solitudes by Foul_Fiend (F0ul_F13nd) for SerenityStargazer
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Feb 2023
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Aziraphale has spent most of his long existence alone. First in Heaven, isolated due to his anomalous, sensitive wings. Then on Earth, a solitary angel amidst a world of Humanity.
Likewise, Crowley, banished from Heaven and so different from his fellow demons, has spent his lonely millennia pining for the one Being he cannot have.
In Central America, in 1986, they each will rescue the other, and perhaps discover that they are not so alone after all.
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And All the Stars Shall Fall from Heaven by ThisColorfulAbyss
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Jan 2024
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They say the Supreme Archangel Aziraphale has changed beyond recognition. He's stern, authoritarian, and leads New Heaven with an iron fist. They say he keeps hellfire in a diamond jar on his desk, and threatens the angels who wouldn't obey him to unleash its destructive power.
Crowley doesn't want to care. He has spent 6000 years worrying for Aziraphale, and where has it got them? But when Shax tells him that New Heaven is looking for the Seal of Baraqiel to complete the Second Coming, the demon knows he can't hide anymore.
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No Church in the Wild by hanap
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
14 Mar 2021
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The stem of the wineglass in Aziraphale’s hand snaps cleanly in two, but no one seems to hear it—every eye in the room is trained on the redheaded dancer sashaying to the gleaming silver pole, centre stage for all to see.
Oh, Aziraphale thinks faintly. Good lord.
[Or: the one where Aziraphale gets assigned to the red light district.]
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taste of the divine by remybuniverse
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Nov 2023
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“I think the punishment should fit the crime,” he echoes words he knows Aziraphale has heard before. “I want you to atone for what you did.”
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indelible by greased_lightning_rod
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
28 Jul 2019
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Crowley hiccups. It turns into a burp. “Angel,” he repeats, and if it sounds soppy, well, what do you expect. Crowley is three winds—sheets—anyway he’s shitfaced. It’s not like Aziraphale doesn’t know Crowley’s in love with him. It’s not like it’s a secret. It’s not like Crowley hasn’t lived with the mortification of being known down to the molecule every day for six thousand years.
Why is he here again? Oh yes.
“I need your help.”
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It turns out glitter is miracle-proof and, also, that it itches. Crowley needs some help preening. He gets a bit more than he bargained for.
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Worth Knowing by Twilightcitysky
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
02 Jun 2022
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It's a new world and a new start. Aziraphale has questions about beginnings.
"I already know some of your ‘firsts’. You first rescued an angel in 1792.”
“Says you. Maybe I went around rescuing loads of angels. Maybe it was a hobby of mine, like horticulture.”
“And you first ate an oyster about ten years after Yeshua’s death. In Rome.”
“Well…” Crowley cleared his throat.
“That… wasn’t your first time?”
"Mph. Not. Not exactly.”
“You said you’d never eaten an oyster! I remember distinctly!”
“I—”
“I had to show you what to do!”
“The actual thing is—”
“I demonstrated how to suck them out of the shell! Step by step, Crowley! I must have looked like an absolute tit! How could you let me do that?”
“It just popped out, okay? When I said ‘I’ve never eaten an oyster’, that is; not the, y’know, actual oyster. I wanted to go to dinner with you!”
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Honest Angel by Twilightcitysky
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 May 2023
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“That’s why you decided to drive a scooter to the Downs? You wanted to break laws?”
“I planned to trespass, too,” Aziraphale said conspiratorially. “Mr. Haverford’s estate has a lovely view of the ocean.”
Crowley burst out laughing. He couldn’t help it. But Aziraphale blushed and looked twitchy. “I suppose it would seem funny to you,” he muttered.
“It’s just… angel, you like being the good one.” He ought to, he’d lorded it over Crowley often enough.
“I can do unexpected things.” Aziraphale turned to face him. His expression was a strange mix of contemplation and terror: a first-time parachute jumper looking out the open door of the plane.
“I know that, but you don’t–”
“And I can go fast,” Aziraphale said. His eyes dropped to Crowley’s lips.
Crowley’s stomach swooped. “Angel–”
“I can break rules,” Aziraphale whispered. “Especially the ones that don’t make sense anymore.”
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our side by Zingiber
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
14 Jun 2020
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When war erupts between humanity and the forces of Heaven and Hell, Aziraphale and Crowey seek refuge in the South Downs - and in each other.
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Like Real People Do by Zingiber
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Aug 2020
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“Let’sss have a wager, angel. You n’me.” He waggled his fingers, then had to curb an impulse to reach out and tap the end of Aziraphale’s pert nose. “See who can last longer without miracles.”
“Oh?” A wicked gleam lit Aziraphale’s storm cloud eyes like lightning. He leaned toward Crowley until little more than a breath hovered between their faces. “And what do I get when I win, hmm?”
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Aziraphale and Crowley make a bet to see who can last longer without performing miracles.
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You've Got Kudos! by ClassicHazel, Rhaegal (RhaegalKS)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 May 2020
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Aziraphale ventures onto the Internet and discovers something alarming: there are people writing stories about him and Crowley! Aziraphale dives into fandom and discovers he has a knack for writing Ineffable Husbands fanfiction. His popularity leads him to be invited to a convention - for which he has just the right costume...!
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Unexpected Variables by Atalan
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Oct 2019
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The Beginning Of The World isn’t going quite the way it’s supposed to, mostly because Aziraphale and Crowley can’t keep their hands off each other.
Written for the Ineffable Con Zine, October 2019.
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An Angel and a Demon Walk Into a Therapist's Office by dragonimp
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Feb 2020
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“Gentlemen,” she started. “I have to be frank, here. You both seem very genuine in wanting my services, but you’re . . .” She gestured with her pen. “You’re both talking around everything. If I don’t start getting some honesty—well, I’m not sure I can really help you.”
The two of them shared a look. “Well,” Mr Fell said. “I suppose it’s time to be honest.”Series
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Discreet phone sex on the interoffice line isn’t going to cut it anymore. Six weeks after the world summarily failed to end, the increasingly horny Beelzebub and Gabriel are desperate to know whether angels and demons can actually have sex with each other without bursting into flames, or disintegrating into piles of goo. And there’s only one couple they know of whose actions down on Earth might hold the answer…
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It started like this: A boy with the ability to warp reality met an angel and a demon and he made assumptions.
You might say it started like this: An angel and a demon found a marriage contract hung on the wall of the angel's bookshop. They didn't question it.
It also could have started like this: Once upon a time, the angel told the demon he went too fast. The demon took it to heart.
Aziraphale and Crowley find themselves somehow married. Crowley fears going too fast. Aziraphale forges ahead. Neither know how to ask questions of each other.
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just take me back to yours by effanineffableplans (Dawn_Blossom)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Jul 2019
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Angels and demons engage in nesting behavior to attract their mates. When Gabriel starts hanging around Aziraphale, a misunderstanding ensues.