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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    The Master once again offers to share the universe with the Doctor, knowing it'll fail, but the Doctor makes him foolish enough to keep on trying, hoping for a different result after each repeated failure.

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    29 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 21

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    Somewhere in New Mexico, Stanley Pines is murdered.

    A few minutes later, he wakes up on the floor of the most Murder Hut looking cabin he's ever seen, in Oregon.

    Meanwhile, Stanford Pines finds himself abruptly in what looks like a crime scene, just an hour before Bill's deadline to turn on the portal.

    Honestly, that's no longer his biggest concern.

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    24 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    "Pity, Doctor. You know, I tried to keep the gloves on for you, but I've realized how fun it is too get my hands dirty," he says. "You really should just listen to your Master."

    The Master places a two-fingered salute to his lips and mimes a kiss before placing both of his hands against the Doctor's forehead.

    "Contact," the Master says, pressing more than his fingers into the Doctor's skull. His mind is ablaze as he fans the fire into the Doctor's consciousness.

    "Contact," the Doctor responds, unable to resist. It never could, even when it was a he.

    A swift current of force torrents itself into the Doctor's mind. It crashes against the Doctor's poor mental shielding as the Doctor's thoughts collapse like an avalanche. From above, a flood of sensation that's not the Doctor's own rains down like the harshest blizzard, pushing it's way through the Doctor's attempts to defend itself. Each second, thoughts pound into the Doctor like painful hailstones, and the Doctor is buried in the cold.

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    22 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 17

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    The Doctor can be distracting at times. The Master doesn't really mind.

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    20 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 91

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    "These aliens you've allied yourself with..."

    "Yes?" The Master folded his hands and leaned back, clearly exordinately pleased with the unsettled look on his best enemy's face.

    "...they don't happen to be Traitorians?"

    "Why, Doctor! Correct on first try, congratulations."

    "Of the planet Betrayus?"

    "Absolutely."

    "In the Backstabbior galaxy?"

    "Well, someone's been paying attention in Xenogeography class..."

    "The ones famous for being the most notorious turncoats in the universe, who eventually eat everyone they ally with?"

    "The very sam-"

    The Master paused.

     

    "...ah."

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    20 Jun 2026