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    oh no (i think i'm in love) by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    16 Feb 2022

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    Spider-Man and Deadpool are enemies. They’re also friends with benefits. A lot can change in two years.

    (A nonlinear story that follows Spider-Man and Deadpool meeting, clashing, and eventually hooking up, as well as their future counterparts who have been fucking for almost two years now.)

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    06 Jul 2026

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    Bad idea, darlin' by for DistressedCacao

    Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)  

    07 Mar 2026

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    Bucky doesn’t think about it at all just after coming off the ice and in the wind.

    First few weeks after the riverbank, it’s all fight-or-flight, anyway. He’s paranoid as hell, putting too much effort into not snapping necks in panic. Don’t kill, it would draw attention, move, vanish. He still waits for orders that no one’s giving, so get the fuck outta here with that, he’s got bigger problems.

    When Steve shows up, as if Bucky can be fixed with some elbow grease, all Bucky feels is a threat, the past coming to collect. He runs, and wants to erase himself the same way Hydra did, doesn’t want to be found, fixed, saved, and the last thing on his mind is someone he’s never actually met.

    He doesn’t notice it in Schkeuditz.

    Tether is most common when folk talk about it, soulmates when they preach abstinence in church. But it’s a distance thing. Eight feet, three inches. Doesn’t sound like fate to Bucky. Sounds like math.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    three's a crowd by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    03 Nov 2025

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    “I know it’s a little late for this, but I was thinking we should be exclusive,” Deadpool growls, halfway through the window with his gun out and pointed at the mound of comforter between Peter’s legs.

    “What the fuck,” Peter gasps. His thighs clench around Wade – it is Wade, isn’t in? – more because his entire body seems to be clamming up in shock than because he’s that desperate for an ill-timed orgasm. It really isn’t helping that Wade’s still going at it.

    “What the fuck is right,” Deadpool says. He cocks his gun. “This motherfucker has ‘til the count of three before I blow his brains out.”

    Or: Deadpool gets cut in half, resulting in two Deadpools. A threesome ensues.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    Of fucking course. by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    13 Jun 2024

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    Recently, Peter has been genuinely considering telling Wade who he is out of the suit. The thought doesn’t scare him as much as he thought it would. When his aunt May passed away a few years ago, Deadpool was there for him through it all. He took Peter’s patrols when he was too depressed to, gave Peter space when he needed it, invaded it when necessary, and let Peter crash at his for a few months. Those few months were enough to make Peter realize that he trusted Deadpool wholeheartedly.

    There is something holding Peter back, though.

    It’s that Peter’s current life is just kind of pathetic, and Peter doesn’t want Deadpool seeing him that way. Deadpool likes to theorize about what Peter does for work, since he’s “So smart for a smartass”. Oftentimes, what he guesses are way above what Peter could possibly achieve at the moment. He also thinks that Peter lives in a nice apartment somewhere uptown. Something with lots of sunlight and expensive furniture. All of these scenarios were wrong, of course. They couldn’t be further from the truth if they tried. So, he'll hold off on telling Deadpool who he is until Peter gets his life together.

    That is until Deadpool crashed into Peter Parker's life unexpectedly.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Deep Cover: What happens in Madrid by for Lammydng

    Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Captain America (Chris Evans Movies)  

    05 Oct 2025

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    It’s nerves, okay? Nerves, and Peter’s catastrophically confused and possibly in love with everyone in a ten-foot radius, and he’s been sorta just dying to have someone to be in love with, even if it’s not mutual, and this was forced onto him. Forced, you hear him?

    (Alright, shit, seriously—calm down, Parker. You are not in love, you demented drama queen. You are just panicking.)

    Peter is undercover as a flight attendant, Bucky is posing as a pilot, and Tony’s just another passenger. They have a plan. Multiple plans, actually. Except... when does anything ever go according to plan? And later, once his blood remembers how to circulate and his dick stops doing most of the thinking, Peter will retroactively name this Plan F.

    F for Flirt.

    F for Fuck.

    F for Fully unprepared for this, but… kinda into it, you have no idea.

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    21 Oct 2025