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Jason has known about Brucie Wayne since he first moved into the manor. And he hates him. And when he finds out Brucie Wayne still exists when he comes back from the dead he decides its time someone talked some sense into Bruce... only talking has never been something Bruce responds well too. No words ever seem to be strong enough to pierce his thick skull. Actions on the other hand always tend to garner his attention better.
Ngl started writing this thinking it would be a fun little Jacie Wayne fanfic, it turned into Jason becoming Jacie Wayne to rile up Bruce enough to put a stop to Brucie. Is this a goof plan? No. And yet it has at least a 10% chance of working. And in the Batfamily, those odds are good enough. :)
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25 Jun 2026
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Damian missing his ahki
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25 Jun 2026
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The thing is, Jason was more of a parent towards Damian than Talia ever was while he was at the League, so it only makes sense for him to call the man of 'baba'.
The bats don't expect Damian to call the Red Hood of baba right in front of them when he won't even call Bruce of 'father'.
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- Part 17 of As Red as Blood
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25 Jun 2026
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I Don't Sleep With The Batman by Nique_MaCaPa
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Teen Titans - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
19 Jun 2026
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Three times someone implied that Green Arrow slept with Batman, and the one time he found out why.
Or: Bruce's kids can't look at Oliver without remembering he slept with their dad.
Or: The one where Oliver found out Batman's identity because of a kiss Bruce really has a distinctive way of kissing.Bookmarked by YouHaveGotToBeKiddin
21 Jun 2026
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« Jason is used to his body and mind going numb, he’s used to his breath hitching, to his heartbeat slowing down so drastically that he sometimes finds himself sprawled on the freezing tiles, clutching the shirt drenched in cold sweat that’s plastered to his chest, just above his heart, mouth gaping as he regains feeling in his body.
“Fine. Just一” he swallows, throat dry, “I’m only staying one night. I’m leaving at dawn.” »Jason reluctantly spends a night at the Manor, omitting some crucial information regarding the Lazarus Pit side effects.
Please, read the spin-off fic too!
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- Part 2 of Lazarus Pit Side Effects
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21 Jun 2026
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Inspired by a Youtube short! Enjoy, readers! ^^
—or, five times the Batkids called for backup and one time they didn't have to.
(I love this trope).
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21 Jun 2026
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danger stick by punkrockhades
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
21 Mar 2022
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Joining the Bats on missions seemed like a good idea - they had more resources than Jason, and it was nice to have people to watch his back sometimes. In theory, teaming up with them is a solid move.
In reality, he'd forgotten how fucking annoying they could be.
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- Part 2 of batfam prompts
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21 Jun 2026
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library card, please by chuusray
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
16 Feb 2024
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“Tim,” Dick interrupted with a whisper, “out loud. Read the name out loud to me. Please.”
Call it paranoid, but Dick needed to know he wasn’t making this up. That he wasn’t stupidly hallucinating a name that wasn’t actually there.
Tim swallowed, his grip on the card tightening. “Jason Peter Todd-Wayne,” he read, with obvious difficulty. Dick let out a startled laugh as he straightened up. He ran a frantic hand through his hair. “Fuck. Fuck!”
Tim stared at him. “This is… Jason’s old library card,” he pointed out and Dick nodded, perhaps a bit too fast.
Jason loses his old library card while on patrol as the Red Hood. He thinks nothing of it, as Jason Peter Todd-Wayne is legally dead to the world. In hindsight, he should have been worried, because his family are fucking detectives.
Or: How a lost library card ruins all of Jason's big reveal plans; and reconnects him with his brothers somewhere along the way.
Translation to: Spanish!
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- Part 3 of holy found family, batman!
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21 Jun 2026
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MK began to wash the shampoo out of Red Son’s hair, using one hand to pour water out of the basin and the other to block the soap from slipping down into his eyes. It was a small act, but one that showed a careful attention to detail that MK rarely showed to anything at all. It was the sort of sweet gesture that told Red Son he was cared for by MK, that he was loved.
“Oh.” He whispered. “I’m hallucinating you.”
(Or, MK takes care of a very sick Red Son and tries to convince him that he’s not a hallucination. Canon compliant up to Season 3)
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Bookmarked by YouHaveGotToBeKiddin
18 Jun 2026
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This one super freaking cute like oh my god ☹️☹️☹️☹️
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Red Son had always been terrible at keeping secrets. Still though, it was a shock to learn he was courting someone.
Even more shocking was that apparently, Princess Iron Fan wouldn't approve.
(Or, Princess Iron Fan discovers her son is courting someone and tries to figure out who. Takes place between Season 3 and Season 4.)
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17 Jun 2026
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30k one shot finally finished it and it’s like 3am , I can sleep peacefully now that I have finished peak .
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Demons of our hearts (how many times can I do it wrong?) by Onnahu
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Hood: Lost Days, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Justice League - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
20 Feb 2024
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Jason gave Batman a choice. Him, or Joker. Only one can live. So Bruce really shouldn't be suprised.
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Years after the 'Red Hood incident' Justice League is desperate, and needs any help there is to fight with evil entities (or just demons) plague. They menage to get help from ancient group of assassin-monks, the All-Caste.
Batman is confronted with the son he thought he'd never see again.
Batfamily comes across the new set of problems, and Dick's conflict with Bruce isn't helping.
Jason found a new family and just tries his best not to interact with the bat-clan.Bookmarked by YouHaveGotToBeKiddin
31 May 2026
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All it takes is a routine trip to the dentist to set off a series of events that somehow ends in Jason getting married. To Roy.
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18 May 2026
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Woke up , read peak— even if I had a baby or got married in the afternoon , my morning would not be peaked , this fic would out rank any event of the day .
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“The Red Hood has been good for Gotham,” Robin continued. “Crime in Park Row decreased by sixty one percent almost as soon as you showed up, and that’s even taking into account all the crime you commit. Drug overdoses have decreased by twenty two percent in adults and seventy nine percent in minors. Homeless minors are ninety two percent less likely to—”
“Kid,” Jason interrupted. “Enough statistics. What the hell is this about?”
Robin slowly lowered the tablet with his powerpoint presentation and looked up at Red Hood.
“You care about Gotham,” Robin summarised. “Gotham needs Batman. Batman is missing and so is Nightwing. We need you to fill in for Batman.”
“You want me to cover Batman’s patrols?” Jason clarified.
“No,” Robin said. “I want you to be Batman.”
Jason bluescreened.
(Or: Batman and Nightwing mysteriously disappear before Red Hood has even started antagonising them, Robin is desperate, Gotham needs Batman, and Red Hood is Batman-Shaped.)
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- Part 1 of The Right Substitution is Key
- Part 3 of Unhinged and Unrelated Jason Todd Content
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Bookmarked by YouHaveGotToBeKiddin
21 Apr 2026
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i have reread this fic so many times that its not even funny. i love the characterization, i love Jason's relationship with both Tim and Steph. its literally everything i could want in a batfam fic. also a great length, not super short, but i can finish it within the day. lowks read it so many times I've had dreams of it. super recommend to people, super cute and super fun !! Shoutout Steph for being an awesome genius as well, the real MVP of the whole thing.
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the fawcett proposition by TheRoodHed
Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Shazam! | Captain Marvel (Comics)
01 Mar 2026
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Billy Batson investigates the Red Hood's operations in Gotham.
A few days later, Captain Marvel asks Jason Todd for help.
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11 Apr 2026
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i love Billy and Jason brotherhood :(((( they mean so much to me, and dick as well !!! I'm so glad this fic showed jason not needing Bruce's approval, like im so glad it made a point that he didn't need bruce to see what he was doing for it to be real, i feel like there's always a focus in jason needing to be forgiven instead of on his growth and his character and i love it so much
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"Ahki, you need to secure the windows," Damian said when they got home from the gym, tossing his backpack carelessly on the floor and sprinting to the living room window to check the locks.
"Why, baby?" Jason furrowed his brows, toeing off his shoes and setting his gym bag by Damian's backpack. "I keep the windows locked, they're secure."
"Then how does he get in?"
"How does who get in?"
"Santa Claus," Damian said, turning around to stare at Jason like he was stupid.
"What are you talking about?"
"Mrs. Jordan warned us about Santa Claus today," Damian said, turning around and surveying the room. "Perhaps we could barricade the windows as well."
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- Part 13 of Jason Dad AU
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07 Apr 2026
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This fic is so fucking funny , I love when the cultural shift for Damian is explored in fun and silly ways . He’s literally 3 apples tall and Santa is going to break in
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The Bizarre Nature of Second Chances by alexandria_library_of
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
21 Jan 2026
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Jason Todd knows he doesn't get second chances. Those are saved for parents who love you, brothers who want you, and a universe that is not indifferent to your suffering.
But then—something bizarre happens.
After scrapping with a Mage, Jason wakes up feeling...weird.
What does he do? Goes to the smartest person he knows: Tim Drake
There's only one problem: Tim Drake is...seven?
Things just got really complicated.
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Jason Todd is transported to a universe where Bruce is a good dad, Dick is a good brother, and Tim is seven years old—and needs a babysitter.
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Bookmarked by YouHaveGotToBeKiddin
06 Apr 2026
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this is kind of everything i needed in a fic. like i think im healed. my crops are watered and my harvest bountiful
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what you're longing for (you claim to abhor) by Ghxst_Bird
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
28 Feb 2024
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He smiles, all teeth, “Come on Replacement, I even got to the door with both legs busted. This should be nothing.”
“You’re right. Jason… Jason wouldn’t have given up. He would fight, I can still—“
The boy wobbles, and Jason has to suppress the mortifying impulse to jump to his aid.
“I can still fight. Batman needs me.”
“That’s a terrible idea,” he muses aloud, and if there’s a hint of real concern somewhere under all the roiling green, well, nobody can prove it.
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aka. the not-actual-hallucination Jason Todd tries the less hands on approach to getting revenge. It ends up backfiring spectacularly.
aka. the non traditional way to (reluctantly) reintegrate into the family after being dead, coming back to life, and becoming a crime lord, Jason "Red Hood" Todd edition
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Bookmarked by YouHaveGotToBeKiddin
22 Dec 2025
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Holy freaking peak , I think this has changed me in so many ways , becoming an integral part of me
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the grey areas in between by ezrawrites
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
06 Jan 2025
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update schedule: temporarily no set schedule due to illness / real life issues
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16 Oct 2025
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Red Hood finds Peter, naked and afraid, fresh from the Lazarus Pits. What's a guy to do? Not adopt the sassy, meta child? Think again!
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- Part 1 of For Mercy’s Sake
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08 Sep 2025
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i am not the same man i was before reading this, literally awesome
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Astronomy In Reverse by pansley
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)
14 Mar 2021
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A year after the Winter Soldier failed his mission in DC, Bucky Barnes is doing his best to stay under the radar from both Hydra and Steve Rogers. His hope for a peaceful day-to-day life in limbo goes awry, however, when he meets Queens’ newest hero; a pure-hearted kid with a death wish and a ridiculous pair of red and blue pajamas.
The last thing Steve expects when he finally tracks Bucky down is that, not only has the man been living in Queens all this time, right under his nose, but also that, in the two years since they last saw each other, Bucky somehow acquired a kid.
Alternatively: How Peter Parker effectively fucks over Bucky Barnes, and also totally saves him.
Fanart by Monireh on AO3 and tumblr
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- Part 1 of Winter!Dad
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05 Sep 2025
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absolute peak, read this instead of revising for exams and it was so worth it