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Harry Potter gets smart and takes control - The Goblet by YoullNeverCatchMeAliveSaidHe
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Dec 2021
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Harry's name comes out of the goblet and he's had enough, he's sick of pretending to be stupid, he's sick of constantly fighting against the whole world. It's time to step up and take control of his life.
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Harry has a twin, she's very smart, but she grew up seperate from Harry, in a not so great upbringing. She is also not biologically James' daughter, though Harry is, and they're twins. (Odd but it can actually happen, I checked). She to struggles navigating the wizarding world as not only a Muggle-raised Slytherin but also while blind.
Will Hogwarts provide an escape from her horrible Muggle life or will it be even harder? and will she find family there?Not the most scintillating summery, but give it a shot.
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Harry Potter gets smart and takes control - chp 11&12 out-take by YoullNeverCatchMeAliveSaidHe
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Jul 2019
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An out-take. Set shortly after chapter 11/12
After Filius talks to Harry, he goes to see Lily's old friend in order to help her son.
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It was just an ordinary day for you by YoullNeverCatchMeAliveSaidHe
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
12 Jun 2019
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This is a Short Story Loosely connected to Modern-day Middle Earth
Written from a Writers Prompt back when I was in school, years ago. Nothing serious.Prompt:
"A knock at the door catches you off guard. Upon answering it, you are greeted by a man who says he's from the future and he can prove it. Most importantly, he has information that could save your life."Series
- Part 2 of LORT one shots
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- English
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OFC Proving a Bloke Wrong by YoullNeverCatchMeAliveSaidHe
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
12 Jun 2019
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A Bit of a drabble from way back when.
Basically my OFC proves Boromir wrong when he was being an ass.
Yes one of those, OFC joins the fellowship, some elf I named (unoriginal) Greenleaf, the lost sibling of Legolas. Who for some reason is Son of Glorfindel of Gondolin... Set when the company is making for the Gap of Rohan, and their teaching the Hobbits to fightSeries
- Part 1 of LORT one shots
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Harry Potter gets smart and takes control by YoullNeverCatchMeAliveSaidHe
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Dec 2021
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Starting in the Goblet of fire, Harry starts to slowly take some control over his life and stop playing stupid.
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LORT one shots by YoullNeverCatchMeAliveSaidHe
Fandom The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
12 Jun 2019
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An AU where Harry wanders away from the Dursleys at six, is found by the goblins of Gringotts, and grows up in their Realm of Song beneath the earth.
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Bookmarked by YoullNeverCatchMeAliveSaidHe
17 Jun 2021
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"Hello, Chris," sings a honeyed voice from behind.
Chris' attention snaps toward the intruder, his gun already out of its' holster and aimed at whoever it is — a boy, apparently, with braided russet hair, a red jacket, and wise eyes. He's wearing a gas mask, but Chris can tell by the way his eyes crinkle around the edges, the way sun-burnt sand swirls in his irises, that he's smiling.
Chris cocks his gun.
"You killed my father," he says.
"No offence, but he totally deserved it," the stranger agrees with cheerful solemnity.
"What the hell are you doing in my home?" Chris demands. The kid is perched on a windowsill in Chris' office, as nonchalantly as if this were something he did every day, as if they were familiar.
"I was just wondering," the kid speaks softly, fond amusement sewn through with a peculiar resignation, "how you'd feel about putting down some nazis?"
[Or: The one where Stiles goes back in time and subsequently fucks with everything.]
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Bookmarked by YoullNeverCatchMeAliveSaidHe
04 Feb 2021
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Harry Potter and the Golden Path - Year Seven by HeruKane
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Merlin (TV)
26 May 2019
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We will be following the life of a more intelligent and powerful Harry Potter, one who seems to be constantly tested by Fate, Destiny, and Magic. This story follows him through his Hogwarts years and the friendships, connections, and powerful decisions he makes along the way. It will also see him taking his place among the elite of the magical world, that of the Empire of Albion.
This story covers Year Seven of Harry Potter's time at Hogwarts.
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- Part 14 of Empire of Albion
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- 44/44
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Bookmarked by YoullNeverCatchMeAliveSaidHe
13 Jun 2019
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Through the Quiet Emerald by alwayslily22, Tired_Wandering_Soul
Fandom Harry Potter - Fandom, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Sep 2018
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Bookmarked by YoullNeverCatchMeAliveSaidHe
17 May 2019
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Through the Quiet Emerald by alwayslily22, Tired_Wandering_Soul
Fandom Harry Potter - Fandom, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Sep 2018
- Words:
- 168,876
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- 3
- Bookmarks:
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Bookmarked by YoullNeverCatchMeAliveSaidHe
17 May 2019