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    losing to the enemy is one thing. losing yourself is another.

    but getting pregnant BY the enemy? zanka is totally losing it, he has to be.

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    18 Jul 2026

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    Zanka squirms a little and swallows thickly. 

     

    “M’still sore,” He says, quiet before reaching back and gripping one of Jabber’s wrists, squeezing in warning and Jabber bites at his lip. Zanka glowers at him, his hair falling past his shoulders as he does so. It’s gotten longer over the last six months. “Don’t be rough. You were a fuckin’ animal last night,” Jabber just hums again, entranced. Zanka tightens his grip. “I mean it, Jabber. I’ll break yer nose again if ya’ make it hurt.” 

     

    “Don’t threaten me wit’ a good time, gorgeous,” Jabber just says with a laugh and Zanka turns away to sigh and roll his eyes. 

     

    Jabber rubs up and down his sides, making sure not to press to hard because he knows that Zanka is still sore, dark spots forming from where Jabber gripped him so hard last night, when he was deep in that shit, when he didn’t want to let Zanka go for even a fucking second. 

     

    Not when Zanka came running back to him. Back into his arms the way he did. 

     

     

    [or, Jabber took Zanka for himself six months ago, but it's only now that perhaps, progress is being made.]

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    14 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 49

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    Zanka presents as an omega and jabber is over the moon to find that out

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    13 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 76

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    Zanka has had a big, fat crush on his roommate and rival Jabber Wonger. Due to recent stressors, he decides to get baked with said roommate and is reminded of the fact that jabber doesn't know Japanese. He uses that to his advantage, finally laying his emotions on the table. chaos ensues.

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    Zanka and Jabber get baked in their dorm, Zanka tells him about his feelings in Japanese while straddling his lap. That turns out to be a bad idea, or maybe his best?

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    12 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 64

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    Jabber was used to Mankira being a little dirty. Blood, drool, the weird liquid that coated people’s intestines as he ripped them out, but never…never this.

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    11 Jul 2026