ZarTheFakeLizard
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He Wasn't Your Shizun When We Smashed! by SleepySsnail
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Nov 2024
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“SHANG SHISHU!”
The sudden slam of his office door opening made Shang Qinghua jump and pale as Luo Binghe flew into the room. The young demon lord looked frazzled and worked up, with none of his usual composure or gracefulness.
With quick strides Luo Binghe loomed over where Shang Qinghua sat, his expression wild and panicked as he loudly asked, “DID YOU FUCK MY SHIZUN, SHANG SHISHU?!”
“Yes.” Shang Qinghua said before quickly adding, “But technically no.”
Or: Luo Binghe discovers Shang Qinghua and the original Shen Qingqiu got it on, and needs to know everything. Shang Qinghua just wants to get through the conversation alive!
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- Part 4 of Shang Qinghua's 12/12 Challenge
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16 Jun 2026
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Grow Your Dick’s Size with this Quick Trick! For Only 500 S-Points! by SleepySsnail
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Oct 2024
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“Why does Wei Shidi keep praising your size?” Shen Qingqiu asked with disdain.
Shang Qinghua rolled his eyes. “Cucumber bro, for someone who doesn’t want to fuck me, you ask a lot of questions about my sex life.”
Shen Qingqiu sputtered and flicked his fan out to hide his face before he hissed, “Just answer the question! What is this second heavenly pillar nonsense?!”
“It was a reward system.”
“Eh?”
Shang Qinghua shrugged and said, “It did that after a particularly inspired ‘Doctor’s visit.’ Mu Shidi was a little concerned about the change.”
Or: Shang Qinghua tells Shen Qingqiu how the System blessed him with a large pillar in the middle of a "Doctor's Appointment" with Mu Qingfang. Featuring a very panicked Mu Qingfang who knows for a fact that, “Shixiong this is not normal!”
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- Part 3 of Shang Qinghua's 12/12 Challenge
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16 Jun 2026
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It’s Not Masturbation if You Transmigrated into the Clone by SleepySsnail
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Oct 2024
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“Show me how you did it.”
“Eh?” Airplane asked, taken aback.
“Show me what they like so I can do it too.”
“That’s a lot of things to teach!” Airplane said a little hysterically. After all, that was twelve peaks worth of kinks! Did this guy even have the stamina!
But the original Shang Qinghua was nothing if not persuasive, and Airplane wasn’t one to back down from a challenge, let alone one of this magnitude.
“Fine.” Airplane sighed. “But you asked for this.”
Or: Airplane teaches the Original Shang Qinghua how to please the other peak lords with a very...hands on approach. They both have a good time.
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- Part 2 of Shang Qinghua's 12/12 Challenge
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16 Jun 2026
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It’s Not Heterosexual if You’re Both Gay and Gender Swapped by SleepySsnail
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Oct 2024
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“Qi Shimei, this Shixiong would be glad to learn more about being a lady, if you’d also like to learn more about being a man?”
Pause. Record scratch. Rewind.
For a moment Qi Qingqi wondered if her head was about to explode. Not only were she and Shang Qinghua the opposite gender, but he was teasing and flirting with her as if he didn’t have a care in the world!
Or: Shang Qinghua and Qi Qingqi switch genders and learn more about being a lady and a man. Inspired by artsarasp's SHQ 12/12 Achievement AU on tumblr.
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- Part 1 of Shang Qinghua's 12/12 Challenge
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16 Jun 2026
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Blackmail Attempts Only Work if the Blackmail isn't a Public Secret by SleepySsnail
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Nov 2024
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“I know what you’re up to.” Shen Qingqiu said from where he had pinned Shang Qinghua with his stare. “If you think I’m stupid enough to ignore all the signs you’d be mistaken, Shang shidi.”
Careful to keep his voice steady Shang Qinghua asked, “Would Shen Shixiong elaborate? This shidi is uncertain as to what you are referring to.”
Shen Qingqiu’s expression darkened. “Don’t try to fool this one. This master knows you’ve been gathering information and blackmailing the other lords of the sect.”
“This one has done no such thing to his martial siblings. However, this one isn’t unwilling to share his tricks with Shixiong if he’s willing to learn.”
Or: Shen Qingqiu tries to figure out what blackmail Shang Qinghua has on the other peak lords, Shang Qinghua is marked down as both scared and horny, and Wei Qingwei is toeing a dangerous line between friendly camaraderie and manslaughter victim.
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- Part 8 of Shang Qinghua's 12/12 Challenge
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16 Jun 2026