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    ParrotX2’s life sucks, like really badly. Well, of course it would. He’s born quarter parrot which basically meant his wings were too small to fly while still having them affect ordinary life. His parents died very young, he has almost no friends and the people he was friends with either died or left him.

    he lives off of instant noodles and he works at the most dangerous coffee shop around. Oh did he mention his powers suck ass?

    But it’s fine, it’s totally fine, as long as his life plans don’t get thrown out of the window because of Villains, or hero’s, or Vigilantes. He’ll make it work.

    Turns out, life kind of has a way of fucking him over.

    Extra:

    The Director stared at him, Parrot really didn’t expect his day to end with a notorious supervillain staring him dead in the eye.

    “What parrot are you?” He asked

    “What?”

    “You know, like what type of parrot are you, a Military Cacaw, a Parakeet,”

    “Ok first off bro, why would I be a parakeet, second off. Good question, I don’t know. Third, shut up.”

    (I'M ONLY SHIPPING THE IN GAME CHARACTERS, NOT THE PEOPLE IRL)

     

    (it's exam month apparently)

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    12 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 16

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    He knew exactly where he was.

    But he hadn’t been there in forever and it shouldn’t have been possible for him to ever be back here again. Not only because he was supposedly dead (he’ll have to process that later), but also because it didn't exist on the server anymore.

    or

    after the events of One Last Snowflake, Parrot gets revived. But not only that, he's... in the past?

    (more tags will be added as the story progresses, as I too don't know where this will go, lol)

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    12 Jun 2026

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    09 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 12

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    Pierrot and Harlequin get hungry while advertising for the circus!! Cutesy-Chaos happens..

    -- Me and a friend of mine were rolplaying as these two in pony town, and i got inspired :D
    If this is absolute ass, I'm not suprised since this was a distraction. And yes, i projected onto pierrot since i do kin him.

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    09 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 29

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    Pierrot chokes the hell out of Harlequin and touches himself by the thought of the green clown gasping and drooling underneath his hands, Harlequin catches him in the act, then they fuck and question their feelings.
    Pierrot fucks Harlequin in the first part, Harlequin fucks Pierrot in the second part.
    THEY RESOLVE THEIR FEELING CRISIS!!!

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    09 Jun 2026