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Wilson isn't suicidal. I mean, not really. If you asked, he'd say, in a rather confused tone, that he was fine? Why are you asking?
to be entirely clear, this is something I wrote right after I attempted. this is a piece very similar to my real experience and my real thoughts. I wrote this when I was in a really bad place mentally so please read this with that in mind.
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Arthur and Francis, two divorcees with way too much spare time, both end up attending the same shitty party. Rather than staying there, they agree to go get drinks together somewhere else. Arthur lends his phone to Alister to call a cab, unknowingly leaving Alfred to worry about him.
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bury me deep, so the Fog may have my Flesh and Bone, but as for my Heart, you've already eaten it, my dear. by a_o_3
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV), Hannibal Lecter Tetralogy - Thomas Harris, The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
09 Nov 2025
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It is uncommon to find a Servant of Forsaken with any close relationships, but Will Graham is the exception to the rule. However, after a massive fight turns violent, Will pulls away from both his marriage and his friendships, or tries to, at least. Really, he shouldn't be surprised that Jack Crawford would ask for his help on a situation such as this, but knowing an outcome is likely and having it actually happen are two very different feelings. He only wishes he didn't have to work with Hannibal, and did it really have to be the Desolation they were trying to stop?
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This is it, we're definitely going to die, aren't we? by a_o_3
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
22 Oct 2025
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Arthur Dent is not the sort of man who expected to be a parent. So it should not come at all as a shock that he found himself with a daughter at the age of 28. It also should come as no shock that Arthur's best friend just so happened to be from a planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse, and not from Guildford after all.
The Earth is being demolished, and it's barely lunchtime. Has anybody seen Random around?
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Not Everything Children Say is Make-Believe by a_o_3
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
04 Aug 2025
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Jon never thought much about the Magnus Institute. At least, not before Mr. Spider. Giving a statement won't do anything, not really, but it'll be nice just to get it off his chest.
(Yes Jon, everything will be just fine I'm sure)or
The Institute has a subsection of the Archives that deals with and takes statements from kids. After his encounter with A Guest For Mr. Spider, Jon decides to go and give his statement. This goes very well.
(sorry I'm shit at making summaries lmao)
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all oneshots/drabbles by a_o_3
Fandom Gravity Falls, Sherlock & Co. (Podcast), Sherlock (TV)
26 Jul 2025
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Before the young god-prince learns of his mother and plots his escape, Zagreus wishes for a bit of earth to plot a garden.
The prince consults Achilles, of all souls, about the act of growing things. Asks for Achilles to describe to him the plants and flowers and trees of the surface world, from the shape of their leaves to their texture and smell. Asks how deep the roots of trees go, what it is like to sit beneath their shade, and listens raptly to all Achilles says of the worms and beetles who live in the dirt.
“I’m afraid I rather took it all for granted.” Achilles admits, ashamed, one day-or-night as Zagreus sits cross-legged on the floor of his chambers patiently while Achilles tries, and fails, to draw a passable image of an olive tree on a sheet of parchment.
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06 Jul 2026
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where nothing bleeds by interstellarisms
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Apr 2026
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Simon didn’t expect his savior to be exactly his type.
What a welcome sight. Even if this stupidly handsome man ends up being evil, or working for the C.O.I, at least he’d die looking at something good.
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Grace and Rocky find Simon's ship floating in deep space on their way to Erid.
UPDATE: This fic has been peer reviewed by a NASA engineer who has approved of the science!
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21 Jun 2026
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Simon Quit Kicking Rocky by for3st_d3mon
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Fall Guy (2024), The Gray Man (2022)
06 Jul 2026
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What if Simon was in some of the logs sent on the beetles? How would the people of Earth react?
I have no clue what I'm doing, this is my first fic.
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17 Jun 2026
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Crowley and Aziraphale head home from Tadfield. But what does home mean to them now? They need to address their feelings for each other. And with the threat of retribution from their respective Head Office’s hanging over their heads, they need to think up a new plan and quick.
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12 Jun 2026
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CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.***
Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.
But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?
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30 May 2026