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  1. Public Bookmark 53

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    The war is over, Voldemort is dead, and everyone is celebrating. Well, not everyone - Sirius is too busy terrorizing the Ministry over their new anti-creatures legislation. And when he's not hexing Mrs Umbrigde's bob hot pink, he's trying to get Remus to marry him. For legal reasons, of course. He just doesn't want his best friend to get exiled. So he proposes, like any good mate would. Totally platonic. Uh-uh.

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    23 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 38

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    "Your freckles are darker," he said, surprising himself with the softness in his voice as the elevator reached its destination.

    "Oh?" Remus laughed self-consciously, "well you have paint in your hair, what's that about?"

    Sirius had a flash back to earlier; of wrestling with a dented paint tin and the untimely spill of said paint over the hard wood floors and himself in addition to the shelves he was aiming to recolour...

    "Ah, you know… thought it was a good time to do some things I've been putting off around the flat while you're away, you know?"

    Remus's eyes narrowed at the evasive response and Sirius smiled sheepishly.

    "What are you up to, Padfoot?" he asked, smirking knowingly into the phone camera.

    "Nothing you won't like," Sirius said, unlocking the flat and making sure to angle his own camera away from the roughly 15 unfinished DIY projects he was concurrently working on, "I promise."

    "Well, I like just about everything you do, so you're probably safe," Remus said with a little yawn.

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    20 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 73

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    Ever chivalrous, while tagging along on his best friends’ honeymoon, Sirius decides to cart himself off to northern Germany and offer them a few days of complete privacy. While away, though, late at night in a bar on the edge of Eutin, he hears of an old oak tree with a knothole for a letterbox. An old oak tree storied to bring soulmates together.

    And, well...six ill-considered glasses of wine later find Sirius face to face with the Bridegroom’s Oak, climbing its ladder to poke a tipsily-composed mess of a letter through the hole. Call it a whim. Call it a momentary lapse in judgement. Call it a drunken tale to be forgotten about come morning.

    And forget about it, he does.

    Or, at least, he does until six weeks on, back home in London, when he receives a letter in reply.

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    03 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 33

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    “Moony.”

    “Padfoot.”

    “Am I hearing what I think I’m hearing?”

    “Would you believe me if I said no?” And then he honest to Merlin whimpers.

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    21 Feb 2026

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    Ten years ago, Remus broke the heart of his best friend. Just before that friend became world-renowned pop icon, Sirius Black. Now, his other best friends are having a baby, and they've named both Remus and Sirius the godfather of their unborn child as some convoluted plot to get them back together. They pretend it doesn't work while simultaneously, and secretly, finding their way back to one another.

    FUN TROPES FEATURED IN THIS FIC!!
    - describing flavors of chocolate in an excessively sexual manner
    - philosophical discussion of why Hozier is love-making music
    - an appreciation of thighs and the way they stretch tattered denim
    - cigarettes: terrible but what a fucking visual image
    - crashing a golf cart and nearly killing all your friends at once
    - Regulus Black and the art of affectionate insults
    - autobiographical clause about sobbing to Don Henley in the car
    - PREMATURE GREY HAIR: YES, THEY'RE 28/29, I KNOW

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    07 Jan 2026