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Human Resources Violation by KogoDogo
Fandoms: Half Life VR But The AI Is Self Aware, Half Life VR But The AI Is Self-Aware
31 Jul 2020
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Spiritual Successor to "It Came From the Vents." Gordon Freeman has spent three years trying to stabilize the AIs he befriended after a disastrous end to a military project. He's stolen company property, ignored his family, and neglected himself in hopes of success. Now that he's made progress, it's becoming increasingly apparent that one of the AIs in question may not be a program at all. No one can say for certain what this revelation will lead to, but one thing's for sure: HR is going to have a field day with this one.
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- Part 2 of The Thing in the Vents
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- English
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- 113,251
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- 31/31
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14 Feb 2026
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Walt works alongside Gale at Gus' sleepy little coffee shop Los Frijoles Saltarines. Then Jesse shows up, and Walt's mid-life crisis looks a hell of a lot brighter now.
In which coffee and cakes bring Walt and Jesse together, Mike teaches Jesse important life lessons, Gus meddles in Walt's love life, and coffee shop turf wars are an actual thing.
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- English
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- 19/19
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11 Feb 2026
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Walter White is starting a new year as J.P Wynne's tough but brilliant high school teacher. Teaching kindergarten on the brand new elementary side is none other than his former student, Jesse Pinkman. Walt's classes are intense but orderly, and Jesse's are fun but scattered. Over the course of the semester they might find that their styles in both teaching and life could balance each other out, but only if they can keep from killing each other first. And does Albuquerque have a new kingpin?
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- Part 1 of Chalk Dust
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- English
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- 78,098
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- 15/15
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11 Feb 2026
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“I think as long as you're not being an asshole, I’d rather just fuck you instead,” Kyle’s lips brush against Cartman’s as he says this, a flush spreading with the heat that travels down his chest.
“I can be nice,” Cartman answers.
“Yeah?”
“I can be so fucking nice,” He stresses.
(UPDATE: 12/4/25 - This is currently being rewritten a chapter at a time until I'm no longer embarrassed)
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- Part 1 of OMERTA
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- English
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- 35,935
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- 11/11
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Bookmarked by absakilit
03 Jan 2026
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Kyle Broflovski is convinced this is going to be the worst summer ever. It's his last summer in South Park before he goes off to college and none of his friends are going to be around to share it with him. Except one. And it doesn't really go as planned.
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- English
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- 26,137
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- 15/15
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- 97
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Bookmarked by absakilit
03 Jan 2026