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  1. Public Bookmark 48

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    The second time she felt it was two weeks later. Andrea had somehow managed to get those damn Harry Potter books. They weren't even that good, but god knows Emily wouldn't have a clue on how to get her hands on them, so seeing this wannabe pull it off boiled something inside her. She just wanted Andrea to fail already, so Emily could say she told them so, so she wouldn't have to look at those clueless doe eyes anymore. Her chest burned, and she coughed once, willing this feeling away. A single blue — cerulean — petal landed on her desk.

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    The one where Emily gets the Hanahaki disease.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    Every movie, every book, every story about the horrors of letting in the ghosts has prepared Dani for the constant state of alarm. The panic. The discomfort of the situation.

    Not a single goddamn one told her how stupid it would be.

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    05 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 79

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    5 times that trinity santos is definitely sure that she and samira are only going out as friends +1 time she realizes otherwise

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    12 Apr 2026

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    The year is 2020 and only two Astronauts of Ares 22 and 23 volunteered to remain on Mars for the mission of a lifetime: Janitor duty. One hundred and eighty days of isolation with only each other for company… along with thousands of fans, over-protective Mission Control, and a “Roomba” with a hat.

    Too bad they can’t stop driving each other insane.

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    10 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    A sentence. Sometimes it was a string of words, threaded together either eloquently or ineloquently to make a point, state a fact. Sometimes it was a punishment, a grave penalty, ruthlessly condemning a villain to a grim fate. And sometimes, a sentence could be both. Evie had learned this the hard way, when one little string of words ineloquently blurted in a moment of blinding emotion condemned her to a fate with absolutely no remorse.

    Inspired by the lyrics of Ed Sheeran's "Happier".

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    18 Jan 2026