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Dave Strider, as depicted in Homestuck^2: Beyond Canon.



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    It's not Richie's fault that he talks about his boyfriend a lot.

    OK, it is. But that doesn't mean he's about to stop any time soon.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    It's not Richie's fault that he talks about his boyfriend a lot.

    OK, it is. But that doesn't mean he's about to stop any time soon.

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    The Manchild Grows Up: An interview with comedian Richie Tozier, November 2019.

    “Everyone in this industry either has a pill habit, or they can’t hold a relationship together for more than two months," Tozier explains. "Or they spend 16 hours a day arguing with people on Twitter. Best case scenario is you find a way to be reasonably well-adjusted about your desperate need for strangers to laugh at you.”

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    08 Jul 2026

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    The Manchild Grows Up: An interview with comedian Richie Tozier, November 2019.

    “Everyone in this industry either has a pill habit, or they can’t hold a relationship together for more than two months," Tozier explains. "Or they spend 16 hours a day arguing with people on Twitter. Best case scenario is you find a way to be reasonably well-adjusted about your desperate need for strangers to laugh at you.”

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    Eddie has a surprising amount of muscle definition going on in the forearm region. Jamie has witnessed, on four separate occasions, someone do a double take at Eddie’s forearm. Karen from HR still bears the nickname ‘Mugbreaker’ after Eddie turned the corner near her office, coming face to face with her just as he rubbed a hand through the hair at the nape of his neck, exposing the wiry flex of muscle between wrist and elbow, and Karen famously dropped a cup of coffee all over the floor. Ergo, either Eddie goes to the gym, or he’s on steroids.

    Eddie is the kind of man who keeps a makeshift itemised medicine cabinet in his third desk drawer, with a padlock on the handle, the key for which he keeps in the inside pocket of his suit jacket, and who administers a library style check-out system of medication whenever anyone asks for a Paracetamol.

    Eddie is probably not on steroids.

    Eddie's coworker finally convinces him to bring his elusive spouse to an office party. It goes about as well as you might expect, which is to say spectacularly.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    Eddie has a surprising amount of muscle definition going on in the forearm region. Jamie has witnessed, on four separate occasions, someone do a double take at Eddie’s forearm. Karen from HR still bears the nickname ‘Mugbreaker’ after Eddie turned the corner near her office, coming face to face with her just as he rubbed a hand through the hair at the nape of his neck, exposing the wiry flex of muscle between wrist and elbow, and Karen famously dropped a cup of coffee all over the floor. Ergo, either Eddie goes to the gym, or he’s on steroids.

    Eddie is the kind of man who keeps a makeshift itemised medicine cabinet in his third desk drawer, with a padlock on the handle, the key for which he keeps in the inside pocket of his suit jacket, and who administers a library style check-out system of medication whenever anyone asks for a Paracetamol.

    Eddie is probably not on steroids.

    Eddie's coworker finally convinces him to bring his elusive spouse to an office party. It goes about as well as you might expect, which is to say spectacularly.

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    Eda just wants to sleep. Fiddle just wants to play.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    Eda just wants to sleep. Fiddle just wants to play.

  5. Public Bookmark 15

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    Eda still wasn’t one hundred percent sure whether she’d just now acquired a long-term partner or she’d been dating Raine the whole time without realizing it, but either way, today was still the day she’d kissed Raine for the first time, and she really felt like getting in trouble was the best way to commemorate something that objectively fucking awesome.

    (Eda and Raine get together. Are together? Have always been together? Unclear. They're having fun with it, though.)

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    17 Jun 2026

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    Eda still wasn’t one hundred percent sure whether she’d just now acquired a long-term partner or she’d been dating Raine the whole time without realizing it, but either way, today was still the day she’d kissed Raine for the first time, and she really felt like getting in trouble was the best way to commemorate something that objectively fucking awesome.

    (Eda and Raine get together. Are together? Have always been together? Unclear. They're having fun with it, though.)