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    Svetlana: It’s really everywhere
    Hayden: Literally how much lube does one couple need
    Rose: Where have you guys found it?
    Cassie: Bathrooms, kitchen, living room, garage
    Rose: Oh the garage ones!!!
    Svetlana: Which ones did you find? The one on the opener or the ones in the toolbox? Or the one on the shelf?
    Troy: Garage ones, plural?

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    Or, the friends of Hollanov make a game out of their lube hiding places, and everything spirals from there

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    09 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 57

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    Ilya's new rookie has a crush. Shane won't accept that it's on both of them.

    The five times Ilya tries to convince Shane that Luca is into them both and the time Shane finally believes him.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Ilya’s sex tape is leaked. Shane takes action to keep his man.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    'The league loves nothing more than putting these two kids in each other's faces.'

    Or, the one time Shane tries to be funny and spends the next half-decade suffering (enjoying) the consequences.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
    So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
    It's actually with even more gay
    ...
    You're a goddamn genius.

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    The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.

    Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.

    or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.

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    02 Jun 2026