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Princess Mononoke Transcript- But Better IMHO by alapest for jacksfilms
Fandoms: Mononoke-hime | Princess Mononoke
09 Jul 2017
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Well, I think it’s safe to say that I think I actually did it this time... I know I say this a lot but I really do think I broke myself, my computer, the english language and the extent of how far someone should go for the sake of pissing everyone off...
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The Tale of Kierre and Gregor's Worms by alapest for @usachanbeccer
Fandoms: Kim Kardashian - Fandom, my best friend's bird she made in art class, THIS ISNT A FANDOM BUT I WISH IT WAS LOL
24 Feb 2017
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In which and old friend of mine asked me to write them a fic about two birds they created in art class when we were driving to Las Vegas last summer- I still don't know how in the world this story happened- I think I just blacked it and worms wrote it
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An adorable oneshot about lost and found love. Heavily inspired by Celine Dion's 'My Heart Will Go On'.
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Dazai steps out in a dress and heels for a mission, since the gown won't fit Yosano. He's only supposed to spend an hour or so leading their targets on a dance around a charity gala, but the unexpected arrival of a certain Port Mafia Executive threatens to disrupt all his plans. And when he and Chuuya find themselves finally face to face, they end up entwined in a tense game of mutual provocation...
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07 Jul 2026
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hand to heart, I swear by corpsesoldier
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
16 Oct 2022
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Gideon has a broken heart, and there's only one necromancer who can fix it.
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21 Jun 2026
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Why Would You Be Loved by Emily_Devours_Stories
Fandom とんがり帽子のアトリエ | Tongari Boushi no Atelier | Witch Hat Atelier (Manga)
06 Jul 2026
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16 Jun 2026
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Woof! (The Leash One) by eldritchknights
Fandoms: とんがり帽子のアトリエ | Tongari Boushi no Atelier | Witch Hat Atelier (Manga)
17 Aug 2025
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After having a long week of individually dealing with patrons and teaching apprentices, Qifrey and Olruggio decide to burn off some steam with some pet play. As one does.
This is just more wizard BSDM.
(Now with some crazy good art from Itaveli from Tumblr!!?)
Bookmarked by alapest
08 Jun 2026
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yuck! (now you got me blushin') by cinnamonsalt
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
29 Apr 2026
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He shuddered when Grace's fingers tapped the glass panes of xenonite that separated them one afternoon, or as afternoon as their journey home would ever allow. His tone was playful, and Rocky braced himself from where he was meshing two panes of xenonite together. They really did have more important things to focus on. “Hypothetical: When we get back to Erid-”
“If Grace and Rocky ever get back to Erid-”
“-you’re saying I’m basically gonna be a walking porno for your race?”
Rocky placed down his soldering iron. “Doesn't Grace have taumoeba tanks to check temperatures for?”
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24 May 2026