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    Aziraphale ascends to the highest level of the Archangels. And he remembers—well. It’s not important what he remembers.

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    24 Jul 2026

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    “Mmm!” Crowley muffled his cry by pressing his lips together tightly. He turned his face to the side, away from him, and started panting out of his open mouth.

    Aziraphale, feeling turned on and still quite mischievous, whispered to him, “Quiet, darling, remember?”

    It was a testament to how gone Crowley was that he didn’t try to retort or pull down his glasses to glare. He just nodded frantically and closed his mouth, keeping his face turned away.
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    When Aziraphale is bored out of his mind while watching a live production of Grease, his attention turns to Crowley, who is casually sitting next to him with his legs spread. Well, it's not Aziraphale's fault the show is so dull and the noises Crowley makes are so captivating...

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    06 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 97

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    The prompt says it all:

    "Crowley arrives at the bookshop on a night so cold and rainy that even his demonic powers aren't enough to prevent him from getting soaked to his skin.

    Meanwhile, Aziraphale has just stepped out of a luxurious bath; candles, fine scented oils, the works, and he's as warm and irresistible as fresh bread.

    Crowley has no choice but to carry him to bed and ravish him."

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    18 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 78

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    They were holding hands, skin against skin and expecting to reach the end of everything--together. And then...the end didn't come.

    In the blink of an eye, Aziraphale and Crowley are rendered human and transported to a new world after God resets the universe, where they apparently live together as a bookseller and professor in a cottage. They don't know how or why they're still alive, but they utilize their unexpected second chance to tell each other everything they hadn't gotten to say in the old world, and have the relationship they always wanted.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Aziraphale and Crowley have been living among humans for 6000 years, but there have always been parts of the human experience they've chosen to avoid (like allergies, head colds, and having to use the loo).

    They've also never let hormones get in the way of making rational decisions, because they didn't have any hormones to speak of.

    That's all about to change.

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    28 May 2026