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Sing Pretty Melodies on the Motel Bed by amphetamine_keen
Fandoms: Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023), Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008)
09 Sep 2023
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Vash is going to kill Wolfwood, he swears. He's going to break his vow of pacifism just to wring Wolfwood's neck.
It had sounded like a fun idea when Wolfwood had suggested it that morning, sending blood distinctly southward and making him more than a little wet. It had seemed like an even better idea when Wolfwood had generously permitted Vash to actually ride on Angelina rather than cramming into the sidecar. Now, an hour into the three-hour journey between towns, Vash is beginning to reconsider.
What is the problem, exactly? Well, that would be the silicone plug currently seated (un)comfortably deep in Vash's cunt.
~*~
The Vash-wears-a-pussy-plug exactly no one asked for, but at least three people on discord were very excited for.
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Aurachnid - Whumptober 2021 by amphetamine_keen
Fandoms: Original Work, Marvel, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), Danny Phantom
28 Aug 2023
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Decided to write all the whumptober prompts for my Spidersona as a character and world building exercise.
Tags to be added as we go, and I am not writing these in order dsklfjsThese are all standalone oneshots. Some fit on my timeline, and some don't. I'm just having fun lmao
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Aurachnid - A Saga [V2.0] by amphetamine_keen for KeroZombie
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), Original Work, Daredevil (TV), Spider-Man - All Media Types
08 Sep 2022
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Lets start from the beginning... one more time...
My name is Frankie Calloway Stevens
I was bitten by a radioactive spider after I broke into an abandoned Oscorp R&D facility, and for the last seven years, I have been the one and only Arachnikid. I'm pretty sure you know the rest...
I lost the girl I loved, learned I can glow in the dark, almost died (a lot), got a few upgrades, lost basically everyone, got them back, fell in love again, traveled between dimensions, and a fuck ton more.I get hit a lot, but no matter how hard, or how many times it happens, I always get back up.... sooner or later.
[or the rewrite no one asked for but I did anyway! lksdfjsdkl]
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Arachnikid- A Series of Drabbles by amphetamine_keen
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), Original Work
27 Nov 2021
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Listen, I could not stop thinking about Frankie and their girlfriend, so I wrote these. They're posted separately because I haven't introduced Nicky to the main series yet beyond a single text message.
[Pre-boot]
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Arachnikid- A Sequel by amphetamine_keen
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), Marvel Cinematic Universe
17 Nov 2021
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Let's start from… well the middle I guess.
My name is Frankie Stevens. I was bitten by a radioactive spider and— Well what’s the point of telling these stories if you’re not going to read them? You should know all this already. For the last seven or so years I’ve been New York’s one and only Arachnikid.
I’ve been through a lot. I’ve traveled dimensions, lived through the apocalypse, and lost people, but never once have I been alone. This is my story.
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I'm extending Frankie's universe because I think they're neat, and they deserve friends. More tags to be added as we goSeries
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The Adventures of Aurachnid: Atomic Disaster by amphetamine_keen
Fandom Danny Phantom, Daredevil (TV), Iron Fist (TV), Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Original Work, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), The Punisher (TV 2017)
28 Aug 2023
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Listen, I'm just vibing. Infodumping about this glow in the dark moron is my specialty!
Here is a link to the google doc that contains my character sheets, picrew references for each, and a bunch of other little things. Beware of spoilers?
Here is a link to their character blog (currently pretty far back in the timeline)
and this is a link to their comprehensive wiki page. also spoilery.- Words:
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It's Worth It by HulkJanitor
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
21 Jun 2026
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Grace and Rocky are on their way to Erid when they encounter a strange terrestrial vessel that has somehow made its way to space. The single occupant is alive and Grace and Rocky rescue him, but they are then faced with the challenge of gaining this stranger's trust and dealing with the contamination he brought with him.
*slaps roof of fic* This bad boy can fit so many near-death experiences in it! But also friendship! And fucking (eventually)!
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12 Jul 2026
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The Astrobiology Immersion Program by startingatmidnight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 May 2026
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It's not every day you wake up with five arms and no eyes, but Ryland Grace stopped having normal days a very long time ago.
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11 Jul 2026
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Striking a Chord by startingatmidnight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
04 Apr 2026
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Living on a spaceship with an alien that exclusively speaks in song can really recontextualize karaoke for a guy.
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10 Jul 2026
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It's going to be a long trip back to Erid. I'm trying to make it as easy on Rocky as I can.
(Or: Grace is wrong about what Eridians need, and he's especially wrong about why. )
Bookmarked by amphetamine_keen
10 Jul 2026
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From His Lips to God's Ears by Goodnightsammy
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
05 Jul 2026
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@IlyaRozanovOfficial✅ Happy to announce that I WILL be pounding Shane Hollander tonight! That ass is MINE!
@CliffMarleau✅Brother, please ask me before you post shit like this.
@BostonWAGOneDay pounding him into… the boards… right? RIGHT?
@HollanderBabe24 in my dreams 🙏🙏🙏
@HockeyFan81 PLEASE have someone proof-read this man’s Tweets.
@IllyaRozanovOfficial✅ what is ‘proof-read’? Internet tells me this mean
fix errors. What error? I said what I said.@HockeyFan81 I’M SCREAMING
OR: Instead of just hooking up at the CCM shoot, Shane and Ilya start a serious relationship the summer before their rookie season. They are not public about their relationship, but Ilya sees no reason to lie when people ask him what he thinks of his biggest rival. Maybe it’s the Russian accent, though, because for some reason, everyone thinks he's joking.
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08 Jul 2026