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a man, stood upright for burial by aptlydapper for Poetiicdissonance
Fandoms: Мор. Утопия | Pathologic
22 May 2026
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“I will find a way to defeat death,” he says aloud, to his sole audience of the rat by the gutter. It pays him no mind but for the minute twitch of its ears.
Below and behind him, stretched out on cobblestone from moonlight, the shadows continue to dance.
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>>>Miscellaneous archived files found.
>>>Open files?
>>>[YES] [NO]
>>>[YES]
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to rage (and then to win) by aptlydapper for aka_efirg
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Aug 2021
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Nakahara Chuuya has been a wizard for four years. Nakahara Chuuya has been exhibiting excellent self-control for all four of them.
This all goes right out of the window the moment he hears the hissing.
Fuck not having a criminal record, Azkaban can't be that hard to break out of.
OR, the rise of Chuuya, Hufflepuff hero.
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bright creatures, made of hope by aptlydapper for aka_efirg
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
30 Dec 2020
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There are no dog fighting rings in Yokohama, but—
(a tiger paces along the wall and roars)
(a dog, standing proudly despite the blood from—)
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O expectations, stale and dismal airs, leave this body of mine! by aptlydapper
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
09 Nov 2020
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Apparently, Chuuya has a signature(s).
Apparently, removing that signature(s) renders Chuuya basically unrecognizable.
Apparently, this works on everyone.
Chuuya would have liked to know this before getting accidentally recruited.
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Technoblade has fought in battles since he was a child, becoming a force to be reckoned with, a man to fear. He earned many titles as he fought, War Pig, Blood God, and even Dream Slayer. But no one knows his true name. He considers that to be necessary as it serves as a safety measure against the fae that roam the world. Many fae would kill to get their hands on a human like Technoblade and he firmly defends his name because of that. However, after accidentally getting involved with fae, they seem to be adamant about not losing him, for whatever reason. Then, suddenly everything Technoblade has carefully constructed to protect himself is trembling in the face of these creatures and their whims.
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18 Jun 2026
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Philza has engineered so many doomsdays they blur together. As armies of his latest Technoblade models carve through wars, Philza secretly tinkers on his greatest weapon yet: not an obedient soldier, but a thinking, autonomous warrior. The only thing Philza understands is machines, and so maybe machines are the only thing that can understand him.
Technoblade doesn't know how to be a person instead of a weapon. But he's not entirely sure Philza can teach him, either, as disconnected as the scientist is from humanity. Neither of them have anyone else in the whole world but maybe, just maybe, they have each other.
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17 Jun 2026
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"So. I somehow got shot into space, lost my memory, everyone else died, and this is what's going to haunt me?"
Grace gestured wildly with the sticker.
"My AO3 stats?!"
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- Part 5 of PHM fics
- Part 4 of work skin fics
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17 Jun 2026
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What are you talking about? 116 East Normal Street is the most normal place on earth! Techno just moved there, but the peace and quiet makes for the perfect opportunity to procrastinate on his college homework. In between babysitting eldritch gods and dodging magical girl battles, that is. Actually, one of the stranger things about the neighborhood is how determined they are to add Techno to the community. Strangest of all? It’s working.
Part of the Voices for the Blade event.
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17 Jun 2026
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So Shit Has Hit the Fan: A Leftist’s Guide to Mutually Assured Destruction by dreamdx (thereisdefinitelyawordforthat) for antimony_medusa
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
07 Feb 2022
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He’d started planning for the worst as soon as he learned of the risk, of course. But even as he'd laid concrete and stacked cans and filled tanks with water, he’d scoffed at his own paranoia. It was impossibly far-fetched. Something out of a sci-fi novel.
It would hit in less than two minutes.
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Techno is a prepper, but he couldn’t have prepared for everything.
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15 Jun 2026