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“It just… makes things fucking interesting, you know?”
“...Really. How so?” Robert said, drawing each of the syllables out slowly.
“It's like... a challenge," Flambae said, trying not to flounder. "I mean, sure, I pull whenever we go out but it’s like, not even hard, you get what I’m saying?” He gestured to their table: “not when the only other competition for those interested in dick is a furry, a stoner kid made of rocks, some 3ft loser who’s already fucking whipped, and fucking… I dunno. Connecticut Clark.”
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The one in which Flambae invents an intricate ritual rather than admit he finds Robert attractive.
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- Part 4 of fuck it! dispatch fic collection
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14 Jul 2026
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He's definitely not my type. Have you seen his ass? by Quacky_Duckling
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
21 Feb 2026
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Chad is developing a crush for Robert and has to deal with it, despite the flat ass.
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13 Jul 2026
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Take a Shower Dude / 6 times the Z-Team scented Robert and 1 time he 'scented' them by No1Randomperson
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
10 Nov 2025
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Robert Robertson (The third) is the most stereotypical beta you could ever meet (Thats what he thinks anyways). So why the fuck is everyone saying he reeks of Alpha.
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Z-Team polycule attempts to court depressed twunk
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- Part 1 of A/B/O Dispatch
- Part 1 of Dispatch fics
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10 Jul 2026
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“I control the fire and the flame," Flambae waved his wand, and fire roared to life around him, licking the edges of the workspace.
“Oh, you’re like… tell people obvious shit guy,” Robert muttered, already exhausted by the man’s obnoxious attitude.
Robert Robertson enters his final year at Hogwarts and is convinced to join SDN, the Spellcasting Dueling Nexus.
aka Hogwarts AU (No Harry Potter Characters will be mentioned)
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09 Jul 2026
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“We have a…situation,” she explains cautiously, gesturing toward the still-closed door. “We found a group of children.”
“Children?” Robert echoes. “Have you notified the parents?”
“Yeah…” Her nose wrinkles into a worried expression he’s never seen on her face before. It’s as if she’s trying to find a way to tactfully work around what she’s going to say next, which Robert takes as a bad sign for worse news.
Oh, yeah. Now, he’s genuinely worried.
“...And?”
“Well…” Mandy says slowly. She hesitates, as if picking several different ways to phrase the unthinkable before settling with: “They, uh. They named you.”
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In which the multiverse has a little hiccup, which results in Robert Robertson having to take care of his children from alternate lives and send them home.
This will be easy. Right? Right...
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- Part 1 of baby fever AU
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08 Jul 2026