ariolimax
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It's a femininomenon! by ariolimax
Fandoms: Christian Tradition Lore & Folklore, The Acts of Paul and Thecla
28 Mar 2026
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A modern retelling of The Acts of Paul and Thecla, in which Thecla is a college student and Paul is the women's and gender studies professor who radicalizes her.
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The disciples all think Jesus is autistic because they misunderstand the signs that he’s the son of God. And who better to try and help him accept his neurodivergence than his fellow high school theater cast members?
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Vessel of brightness (come make me blind) by ariolimax
Fandoms: Christian Bible (New Testament)
04 Jul 2025
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Peter leans full-force into organizing to cope with the loss, return of, and loss (again) of his Savior.
Paul becomes a church planter, transforming the body of Christ alongside his own.Series
- Part 3 of Kingdom come undone
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All creatures of our god and king by ariolimax
Fandoms: Christian Tradition Lore & Folklore, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Jan 2025
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Catholicism and werewolves
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Tell your god I've not forgotten how he made me by ariolimax
Fandoms: Christian Bible, Christian Bible (New Testament)
28 Dec 2024
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The story of when Peter was born again (or: Jesus and Peter find they have something in common)
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- Part 2 of Kingdom come undone
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Kingdom come undone by ariolimax
Fandom Christian Bible, Christian Bible (New Testament)
04 Jul 2025
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Trinity can feel the stolen scalpel burning a hole in her pocket. Fuck it. “Wanna get a drink?”
Hope flickers in her chest and it must show on her face because Mel falters. Trinity kicks herself. Last thing she needs is pity from Miss Ren Fucking Faire. She squares her shoulders.
“Look, Melon, if you need to get home, feed your fish or whatever, I get it. Don’t let me stop you.”
Mel’s brow furrows in confusion. “I don't own any fish,” she says. “Actually, Becca won one at a carnival once when we were kids but, funny story-”
Santos interrupts. “What I mean, Mellow Yellow, is you don’t have to humor me. I’m a big girl. You can tell me to kick rocks.”
“Oh.” Mel frowns. “You have a very strange way of communicating.”
Trinity and Mel hang out after the Fourth of July shift. It’s all downhill from there.
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I have created a version of Trinity that is so piteous, I want to punch myself in the head.
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04 Jul 2026
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Remus Lupin needs help. Everyone but him can see that.
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soulmate AU, enemies to lovers, very remus centric fic :-)
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25 May 2026
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There’s this moment just before. When your chair tips, or you miss the last step of the stairs. Your stomach twisting, pupils dilating, hands coming out to catch yourself. A moment in which time seems to slow down, when you look down at the ground and you realize you’re helpless to stop it. No matter what you do, no matter how hard you’ll fight it, gravity will win. And you want to fight it, oh, yes, you do, but even the most stubborn people in the world have to admit at some point that they’ve lost this time. There’s nothing to do but accept it. To stop the fight and brace yourself instead.
Slowly, and then all at once, time rushes back.
And you fall.
Alternatively titled: Regulus Black and the mortifying ordeal of falling in love.
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29 Sep 2025
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shawarma by oxfordschoolshakespearejuliuscaesar
Fandoms: Christian Bible (New Testament)
23 Sep 2025
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abraham and isaac but isaac thinks his dad is a theomaniac but agrees anyway
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26 Sep 2025
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Golden Sun/Blue Moon by archglowss
Fandoms: Christian Bible (New Testament), Christian Bible
05 Jun 2026
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For the past 2000 years, Judas Iscariot has been wandering the earth, cursed with immortality after he caused the death of the Son of God. He lives in a rundown apartment, his main mode of transportation is a rusty bike, and he works at a drive-thru coffee stand that is definitely doing illegal business.
But all this comes to a head when Jesus reappears, and wants nothing more than to gather his friend, his beloved, in his arms and ride off into the sunset, regardless of Judas’ fears.
Can Judas withstand the sun that is the Lion of God? Or will he stay in the dark side of the moon for all eternity?
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26 Sep 2025