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“Is that a Twinkie in your pants,” Minho says, letting his eyes drag deliberately down to Jisung’s crotch and back up, “or are you just happy to see me?”
Jisung blinks, looks down at himself. Then reaches into his pocket.
“Yeah,” Jisung says, completely deadpan. “It is a Twinkie.”
minho tries (and repeatedly fails) to flirt with jisung using the same pickup line, only to be thwarted by increasingly absurd items in jisung's pockets.
or: 5 times minho asks jisung about the content of his pockets, and one time jisung asks him back.
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11 Apr 2026
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And now there was a cake thanking Jisung for the sex, Chan was pinching the bridge of his nose, and Changbin was clapping furiously, his arm muscles bulging with excitement. And Minho-
Minho was sitting at the other end of the table, staring at Jisung with a perplexed look, eyebrows furrowed. When they made eye contact, Minho raised his eyebrow. “There’s no way you topped someone,” he told him.
Immediately, the whole table went silent to gape at him.
It was Jisung’s turn to furrow his eyebrows then. What did that even mean? Why would Felix lie about something like that? “I’m a top,” he said slowly.
Minho shook his head. “You’re a bottom,” he said with finality.
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Or; Jisung is a top. Minho disagrees.
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Jisung feels kind of crazy. He’s half-hard watching something that shouldn’t even have an effect on him. He’s straight, for fuck’s sake.
He’s probably reacting to it because he hasn’t had sex in a while. It must be it, right? It has nothing to do with the way Minho’s veiny arm flexes when he pulls Hyunjin closer. Nothing to do with Minho’s half-lidded eyes as he grinds on Hyunjin with the practiced ease of someone who’s done this several times before.
Yeah, he’s just horny.
jisung thinks he’s straight until minho turns his world on its axis. as per usual.
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Han Jisung doesn’t date. Don’t waste your time.
I heard he has erectile dysfunction.
He’s weird.
Never seen that dude with a hickie.
I’m gonna break him.
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“What’s your name?” The guy asks.“Minho,” Minho offers. Clears his throat. “Lee Minho.”
“Nice to meet you, Lee Minho.” The guy smiles. “I’m Han Jisung.”
“Do you have erectile dysfunction?” Minho finds himself blurting out. Oh god. Why would he say that?
Jisung barks out a laugh. “So you’ve heard about me, huh?”
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- Part 1 of you kissed me (just to kiss me)
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It takes Jisung a moment for his brain to catch up with what's going on. At first, he doesn't even notice, just keeps stripping his dick at a rapid pace. But then he realizes everything is still and quiet, and all it takes is one look at his laptop for him to realize the very, very unfortunate situation he's in.
or, Jisung's shitty computer freezes. Minho is the hot IT guy who fixes it.