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    Hollander gestures to where they’re sitting and asks, “This okay?”
    Rozanov yells, once more, “Puppies!”

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    OR: The Stanley Cup Champion Ottawa Centaurs Do Buzzfeed's Puppy Interview

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    05 Jun 2026

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    At first Shane had been doubtful about how a cowboy related to a Roman soldier, but Ilya had insisted it was based on a movie he’d watched on a plane once. He swore other people would get the reference.

    “We will, uh, how you say, break the internet?” Ilya had said when he pitched the idea in bed last month.

    “I don’t think I’ve ever said that,” Shane had replied, unable to resist the urge to be a little shit. It was their favorite type of flirting.

    “Is expression,” Ilya’d huffed.

    “I don’t think anyone’s said that in at least a decade.”

    “Am I not anyone? I just said it. Keep up, Hollander.”

    For their first Halloween together as a married couple, Ilya convinces Shane to dress up in a couple's costume.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    finn @jjsvoyagos
    I was scrolling on the tl and apparently some hockey romance novel is getting adapted?? And the streets are saying that the main character is sort of like shane hollander?

    > marcie ! 24 defender @hollzypuck
    please don’t mention riding the edge on voystwt, it’s a triggering subject for us all 😭

    > > finn @jjsvoyagos
    ?? i’m new here, pls explain the lore

    > > > marcie ! 24 defender @hollzypuck
    it’s a really weird smutty book that inadvertently sexualizes shane. the main guy is literally shane hollander with a different name. elite player, youngest captain in montreal franchise history, golden boy, half-japanese half-canadian, same exact personality and looks… idk even if the character is somehow not inspired by shane hollander, then it’s kind of suspicious how similar they are…

    > > > > finn @jjsvoyagos
    Oh… that is weird as fuck

    or; a straight hockey romance becomes the biggest show on the planet. The internet is convinced (correctly) that the male lead is 100% based on Shane Hollander. Too bad almost no one knows Shane Hollander is gay.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    The Ottawa Centaurs are Stanley Cup champions for 2022, and they announce new trading cards for their captain, Ilya Rozanov, and alternate captain, Shane Hollander. This leads fans to post about their old trading cards, and they realise both the players' trading cards were referring to one another

    This leads to the Twitterverse going into a timeline debate on Hollanov

    So what is the true story behind the card quotes? #HollanovLore

    UPDATE: Now with coding for the tweets and chats!

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Several years into Rozanov’s career, ESPN hires a reporter fluent in Russian.

    Suddenly able to answer questions fluently and with a wide vocabulary, Rozanov’s interviews go viral. Hockey fans around the world get a new look at what they thought about Boston’s #81. This changes not only his public persona, but his whole life.

    Inspired by the look on NBA star Nikola Jokić’s face when he was asked a question in his native Serbian and my own struggles learning a new language.

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    31 May 2026