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Durin gets pulled into a strange Ley Line anomaly and wakes up alone in a Teyvat he doesn’t recognize. He meets Scaramouche, thinking that it’s just some strange alternate timeline where Hat Guy is a Fatui Harbinger, but it’s only a matter of time before he learns that he’s actually been pulled into a past that the world should have forgotten.
He also ends up joining the Fatui, somehow, but that’s neither here nor there. The important part is that he needs the help of both Scaramouche and the Albedo of the past to help him solve his Ley Line problem… if he can get them to work together, that is.
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When Kunikuzushi agreed to be friends with Durin, he didn't realize he was also signing himself up to be roommates with Durin's brother.
All Kunikuzushi wanted was a quiet roommate. He gets a lot more than he bargained for.
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When Quatre is drunk, he asks too many questions. When Heero is drunk, he answers far too straightforwardly.
This is, generally, not a good combination.
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Albedo discovers an old drawing of his in a stack of papers – one he’d completely forgotten about.
He recognizes who it is immediately. The alarming part, however, is that he can’t seem to figure out how that could be possible.
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Columbina sees Scaramouche quite often during her trips to Dottore's lab, but they generally have very little to say to each other. Despite Sandrone's warning to stay away from the Doctor, Columbina doesn't stop going; it's only once Scaramouche tells her the same thing that she gives it a second thought.
Years go by, the number of Harbingers grows, and Columbina comes to realize the cost of finding a place for herself.
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Series of standalone oneshots all set during the time Alvis is traveling with the party on Valak Mountain; everyone has different ways they interact with Alvis.
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Scaramouche returned to Inazuma with a mission. He left with his heart and his sister.
He's not sure yet how he feels about the sister.
Moments between Inazuma and Sumeru as Scaramouche and Baal travel and get to know each other.
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- Part 2 of Puppet Siblings Agenda
- Part 5 of scara brainrot
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Scaramouche has been, at multiple points in his life, hovering on the brink of insanity. Most times, the root cause was the lack of love from his creator. His mother. His whatever. It’s not relevant to the current situation. What is relevant is the fact that these days, the thing that’s threatening to drive him to madness is a blond-haired bitch who can’t get a clue, won’t get a clue and has not kissed him once in the three-hundred and eighty-seven days since they met.
Instead, the absolute cunt is collecting samples of unimportant plants. Scaramouche seethes under the scorching Sumeru sun. Someone isn’t getting out of that desert alive.
- or, Albedo can argue in any position.
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Building a new house, the wanderer finds, is very much like rebuilding a life. It is far harder and slower than destroying one. He has no idea where to start, and he can't do it by himself.
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The words got stuck in Nahida’s throat as she continued to stare down at the Balladeer. Bloody and miserable. The brunt of their fight was undertaken by the Traveler, but it was her hand that took the gnosis. “It is not my goal to bring harm to living beings.” She said.
The Balladeer let out a low hum as he took in Nahida's words before he tilted his head away. His lax gaze bore upwards at the equally immobilized Shouki No Kami above him.
“That’s not the selfless favor you believe it to be. Not for me.”
A rumination on the conversation Nahida had with Scaramouche after his rapid rise and fall from divinity.
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22 Apr 2026
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All of Aether's brain power came to a screeching halt as he processed the Harbinger's words. Stepping back, he blinked incredulously at the other. “You... Huh?”
The Traveler didn't swear too often, but honestly, what the fuck?
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The Traveler has met the dreaded Balladeer three times already - by sheer misfortune. This time, however, their encounters will have nothing to do with luck, and everything to do with the strange acquaintance they share. And Aether is not quite sure he understands any of it.
Or: an alternate version of the canon storyline, where Scaramouche and Aether form an uneasy alliance in Inazuma and unwillingly learn more about each other, leading them to grow closer than they ever intended.
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- Part 3 of A very unfortunate Traveler AU