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    “Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”

    “Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”

    Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.

     

    In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.

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    03 May 2026

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    I fuckinf love this fic

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    Shane Hollander is going to murder his agent.

    And he means that literally. Because his agent is the reason he’s currently wearing a hot mic during Hockey Night in Canada. Against the Ottawa Centaurs. Against Ilya.

    Ilya, who has no filter. Ilya, who thinks workplace professionalism is a hilarious suggestion for other people. Ilya, who has spent a decade perfecting the art of saying absolutely unhinged things to Shane on the ice, safe in the knowledge that nobody can hear him.

    Ilya, who definitely doesn’t know about the microphone.

    What follows is sixty minutes of Shane’s life flashing before his eyes while his secret boyfriend enthusiastically discusses their sex life, their broken furniture, and exactly what he wants to do to Shane after the game — all broadcast to millions of viewers.

    The problem? Shane can’t get a word in edgewise to warn him.

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    15 Mar 2026

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    gay as hell 10/10

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    It's been a over a year since Scott was held captive by an obsessed fan. He's quit his channel, moved, and tried to keep a low profile, unsure of where he wants to take his life now. Still questioning his own sexuality, he's tried to leave the events of the year prior behind--but in the most private moments of his life he can't seem to forget the man who changed everything he thought he knew about himself.

    When he begins receiving a series of mysterious photos and someone he thought he'd forgotten walks into his life, he’s forced to face the things he thought he’d buried behind him, and confront the emotions he's been too afraid to let himself feel.

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    16 Feb 2026

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    What if Steve, Jonathan, Nancy, Chrissy, Eddie and Robin were all ghosts from different times at Split River High?

    Stranger Things/School Spirits AU. Leans heavily towards the side of School Spirits canon and only minor details are pulled from Stranger Things canon. Takes place in the School Spirits universe from 1966 - 2024.

    Fic Title from Science vs. Romance by Rilo Kiley

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    04 Feb 2026

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    Harry Potter has just escaped the clutches of Lord Voldemort. The Wizarding World is ecstatic, Harry is more famous than ever (much to Snape’s annoyance), and Draco Malfoy can finally catch a break.

    Things would be back to normal, if it wasn’t for Harry’s continued dreams with a certain Tom Riddle. A young and handsome man who’s more connected to Voldemort than Harry ever imagined. Tom Riddle is a fantasy that’s far more alluring than Harry would like to admit.

    What happens when Voldemort tries to convince Harry to return to his side willingly? What happens when Harry tries to find some good in Tom Riddle and change him for the better? Who will give in first? Who will change forever? Surely, the Wizarding World will never be the same.

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    25 Jan 2026