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One of the first things John did was to write up step-by-step instructions on how to conduct a proper job interview before handing it over to Mycroft for his perusal. There were no kidnapping, deserted car parks or stolen therapy notes anywhere on that list.
(Or the one where John returned from the war and ended up working for Mycroft as his personal assistant slash doctor on retainer. Everything was fine, until he was sent to post bail for one Sherlock Holmes.)
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01 Jul 2026
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I would love you if you let me, but love you gotta let me by WildflowerRaccoon
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
19 Mar 2024
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Her breath caught in her throat. Died in the shadowlands. Died in the shadowlands. Died in the- Something cold and sharp dug into her lungs. She pressed her lips into a firm line and forced her face to go blank.
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Jaheira 'dies' in the shadowlands then reappears in Baldur's Gate. Nine-Fingers almost tells her how she feels. Almost.Bookmarked by badenraynesimpsforthane
20 Jun 2026
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Birds of a Feather (we should stick together) by orphan_account
Fandom Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse)
06 Nov 2024
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Logan & Rogue fics !!
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05 May 2026
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logan's guide to parenting by kittypryde_rhymeswithbike
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types
28 Jan 2026
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Logan knew at one point or another he’d end up waking up to a call from the police station, but to say he wasn’t expecting it would have been an understatement.
When Rogue, Kitty, and Bobby find themselves in jail after a bar fight, they turn to Logan for help.
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05 May 2026
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A quiet evening on the terrace.
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24 Jan 2026
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Inspector Hercule Poirot of the Brussels Police is handed an unsolved case, and is intrigued by a former suspect whose gun had once been mistaken for the murder weapon, the young Englishman Arthur Hastings.
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03 Nov 2025
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Poirot needs information from the mysterious Mr Shaitana. It comes with a price...
Or: Three times Poirot and Shaitana had dinner.
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28 Oct 2025
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Nine-Fingers is killed by an assassin. Such things are easily undone with the right magic, but there's no spell to unspeak a confession.
This forces Jaheira and the Guildmaster to finally have a conversation.
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17 May 2025
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A half-dead High Harper is dumped in the Guildhall. Not that Nine-Fingers Keene cares.
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17 May 2025
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"When Rion is twelve, she comes home with a skinned knee and a note pinned to her jacket pocket.
Harper,
Just because I don’t harm children, as a rule, doesn’t mean you can try to send in one of yours as a spy. Consider this a polite warning.
-N.F. "
Jahiera/Nine-Fingers origin story because it was too fun not to write <3
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17 May 2025
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Jaheira and Nine-Fingers do a poor job sneaking around. Minsc does a poorer job figuring it out.
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17 May 2025
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I think you're worth holding onto by WildflowerRaccoon
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
15 Feb 2024
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Astele blinked, dazed eyes truly focusing on Jaheira for the first time. “Why are you looking at me like that, Grandmother?” She snarled, coughing hoarsely into her wrist.
“Really?” Jaheira rolled her eyes. “You’ve got the temperature of a lava elemental and you can’t walk five meters without coughing your lungs out.”
“I’m fine,” she said, slapping her hand away.
“Don’t give me that bullshit."
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Nine-Fingers gets sick. Jaheira's never been one for leaving things "well enough alone."
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17 May 2025
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Setting Bones by jellyfishline for thecheeseburgercat
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
21 Dec 2024
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Kiss is a stupid word. It doesn’t have the brutal efficiency of fuck. If you say that you have recently fucked, everyone knows what that means. Kiss, on the other hand, implies some… saccharine, disgusting little fantasy. It’s a word that conjures pictures of twee pecks on the cheek, platonic gestures of affection. It is a word that belongs to the same euphemistic category as sleeping together, as (ugh) making love. It is a word that lacks hunger, physicality, consummation.
It is not an inaccurate description of what he and Wyll do in Wyll’s tent.
Astarion discovers that some things are easier said (or involuntarily shared via an illithid parasite's psychic connection) than done.
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16 May 2025
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At night, alone in his bedroll, Astarion’s mind wanders. Away from himself, his body, his own recursive and increasingly irritating patterns of thought—it wanders and it wanders until it, eventually, ends up back where it started. Astarion on his knees, entertaining someone else.
He has spent two hundred years fantasizing about freedom—ludicrous dreams, where he is fed, where he is warm, where he parts Cazador’s head from his neck with his fangs—the stupidest, most basic, crudest ideas of what he might do if only he had the power to control himself. And now that he has that control, he fantasizes about someone taking it away again.
Specifically, he fantasizes about Wyll.
For some time, now, Astarion has fantasized about Wyll Ravengard putting him in his place. This isn't a problem, until suddenly it is.
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16 May 2025
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The Bats take Twitter by CGJ
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), Teen Titans - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics)
09 Sep 2024
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The heroes of DC cause chaos on the bird app
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24 Jan 2025
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Dylan considers gender.
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16 Feb 2024
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How to Get Married without a Single Date by calrissian18
Fandoms: The Meg (2018), Meg 2: The Trench
06 Nov 2023
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Mac winces, like he doesn’t know how to break this news. “He’s kind of your husband.”
“He’s not.” It’s knee-jerk. Sure, there had been that embarrassing moment when they’d signed Meiying up for school, and that woman who’d started at the lab and just assumed, and Curtis—before that had been a moot point—who’d cornered him alone and asked, ‘I’m really not getting in the middle of anything there, if I…’ and even after Jonas’ unequivocal no had looked at him like he was lying.
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07 Jan 2024
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Truth: The only answer that matters by only2braincellsavailable
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
10 Sep 2023
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Jason knows that if he makes a single mistake that Bruce will throw him out. He knows that that's how the world works. If only Bruce would please get with the program already.
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27 Dec 2023
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Drop In by iselsis for envysparkler, ChaoticNeutral18
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood: Lost Days, Batman (Comics), Robin (Comics)
10 Aug 2021
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Tim's injured, alone in Crime Alley, and the worst possible person finds him.
And yet it doesn't turn out as badly as Tim expected.
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21 Nov 2023
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Rain-Fogged Windows by rainybookshopspoetry
Fandoms: Jurassic Park Original Trilogy (Movies)
06 May 2019
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If you had told Alan a few hours ago that he’d be sitting here thinking about kissing smarmy, self-obsessed Ian Malcolm, of all people, he’d have said it was more unlikely than dinosaurs coming back to life. But – they’re probably about to die, he’s never kissed a man before, and at this point he’d do just about anything to get Malcolm to stop talking.
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14 Oct 2023