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the dawning day has clouds in store by yourinsomnia
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic
16 Jul 2025
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Andrew was always going to hurt Neil. It was just a matter of time.
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11 Jan 2026
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Oh love, I'm sorry if I smothered you by Ateiluj
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic
13 Jun 2023
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Before he can tune them out as background noise, he hears his name.
"...definitely toxic. I mean, Andrew drives him everywhere, drags him out of parties early, doesn't let him talk to anyone else... I overheard Aaron telling Kate that Andrew picks Neil's clothes out for him, that's controlling as shit."
"Yeah, more like emotionally abusive. I don't get why the others don't do anything about it, though, like, if there was even a chance Neil would listen to me I'd be trying to rescue that poor boy."
"He probably doesn't even realize he needs rescuing, though, right? Like, that's how abusive relationships work. Besides, you know what his life's been like, with parents like his he might not know what a healthy relationship even looks like. And the others are probably too scared of Andrew to intervene."
Or, Andrew overhears an unfortunate conversation and spirals.
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- Part 1 of Thought of you and all you meant
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- English
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- 17,358
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- 1/1
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- 256
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11 Jan 2026
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The Perils of a Teenage Libido by UsernameIsNotWitty
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe
21 Feb 2026
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A collection of one-shots, short series, and otherwise unrelated stories to the already too-many series I have running. Tags will be updated as chapters are added. Chapters may or may not exist in the same Universe and/or timeline.
One or more of the main HP crew (Harry, Hermione, Ron, and Ginny) are the main character in every chapter.
- Language:
- English
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- 278,207
- Chapters:
- 80/?
- Comments:
- 326
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- 465,689
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21 Jun 2023
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A game of truth or dare has Ginny running through the school naked at night, but Filch has been waitign for a chance to catch one of these pesky Gryffindor girls and put her in her place. Now he has his shot. Commission for simo09.
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19 Jun 2023
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When Hermione stumbles upon a long-forgotten raunchy magazine in the restricted section and is subsequently caught by the dark bat of the dungeons, trouble ensues. Unashamed smut.
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13 Jun 2023
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It's been a long-standing tradition that the house of Slytherin chooses a toy to do with what they please. This time, Hermione is chosen.
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- English
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- 75,116
- Chapters:
- 16/?
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- 616
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- 4,607
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- 900,482
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19 Apr 2023
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Hermione is caught out after curfew. Her punishment turns her world upside down.
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- English
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- 473,490
- Chapters:
- 44/44
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- 6
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- 1,021
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- 864,911
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14 Apr 2023
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What if Voldemort had chosen the pureblood boy, not the halfblood, as his opponent? This Neville would have had graves to visit, instead of a hospital. He’d still have grown up in his grandmother’s clutches, tut-tutted at, dropped out windows absentmindedly, left to bounce on paving stones.
Let’s tell this story: Alice Longbottom, who was the better at hexing, told Frank to take Neville and run.
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- Part 1 of boy with a scar
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- English
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- 36,525
- Chapters:
- 4/?
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- 5
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- 762
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- 8,038
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- 115,496
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26 Feb 2023
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Potter has fame and fortune and posh clothes and all he wants is a simple life. Draco has a flat and a cat and a steady job and all he wants is a complicated life. Which makes you think this story has something exciting like body-swapping, but it doesn’t. Instead it has Indian takeaway and a blue jumper and people wanting a whole lot of what they can’t have, discovering themselves as they discover each other.
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- English
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- 40,913
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 597
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- 14,861
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- 3,767
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- 277,834
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03 May 2018
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(aka 'how to survive endless rebirth with your so-called soulmate')
Harry and Tom’s souls are tied together. Which is why they’re in this endless loop of rebirth.
At some point, they stopped caring and just started fucking with people.
(cracky humor with a hint of seriousness and plot, my specialty)
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- English
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- 73,621
- Chapters:
- 30/?
- Collections:
- 121
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- 7,786
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- 51,333
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- 1,000,678
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16 Mar 2018
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Once upon a time, Harry Potter hid for two hours from Dudley in a chemistry classroom, while a nice graduate student explained about the scientific method and interesting facts about acids. A pebble thrown into the water causes ripples.
Contains, in no particular order: magic candymaking, Harry falling in love with a house, evil kitten Draco Malfoy, and Hermione attempting to apply logic to the wizarding world.
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- Part 1 of The Problem Universe
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 184,441
- Chapters:
- 162/162
- Collections:
- 27
- Comments:
- 7,751
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- 22,211
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- 838,278
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28 Feb 2018
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Dave just wants to be left alone. What's the point of anything when what's broken can never be completely fixed?
This is the story of Dave Strider and Karkat Vantas, on the longest journey of their lives.
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- English
- Words:
- 78,311
- Chapters:
- 37/37
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 948
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- 6,143
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- 1,217
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- 111,952
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13 Feb 2018
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good night, melpomene (come home, erato) by psychosei
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic
05 Aug 2017
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Neil Josten paints a portrait of a fellow student, unbeknownst to them, and submits it anonymously to a student gallery showing.
Andrew Minyard encounters a portrait of himself, painted without his permission, and is unmoored.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 13,649
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 87
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- 3,093
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- 607
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- 25,441
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19 Nov 2017
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at the edge of what was by BurningFairytales for SHCombatalade
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic
28 Feb 2016
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He flips Neil’s phone open and scrolls through the call history. It’s not a long list; his own name is at the bottom, then there’s a call from Nicky one from Dan. There’s an outgoing call from Neil’s phone to Andrew’s – that day they went to Atlanta – and one to a number that isn’t saved but that Andrew recognises as Bee’s.
And then there’s a call from an unknown number, no more than an hour ago.
He wants to call it. He wants to call it and demand where Neil is, wants to find out whoever the number belongs to and bash their head into a wall, break every bone in their body until Neil is back with them.
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 3
- Comments:
- 193
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- 9,089
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- 1,817
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- 75,344
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29 Aug 2017
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After the infamous massacre of the Potters, young Harry Potter went missing. It doesn't really help that years later he turns up again, a bit darker, stranger and more erratic than anyone had hoped for. But Harry hardly cares, since in the end it's his decision on which side he will fight; Dark, Light or no side at all.
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- English
- Words:
- 93,672
- Chapters:
- 10/?
- Comments:
- 356
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- 2,628
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- 1,045
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- 65,147
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23 Aug 2017
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Ginny is sorted into Slytherin. It takes her seven years to figure out why.
- Language:
- English
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- 182,687
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Collections:
- 51
- Comments:
- 2,093
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- 12,782
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- 6,315
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- 460,575
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28 Jun 2017
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Based on a truly ridiculous conversation with Kalpurna about a hypothetical Stilinski Twins situation that ended up sounding something like:
“FUUUUUUCK, is it a sweet valley high situation where Stiles is very aware that his twin is way more attractive and confident than he is, EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE IDENTICAL, and he always ends up with the hotter significant others and more friends and Stiles guesses that's why he's attracted to the pack at first, because it's something that's just his, not his twin's too. But of course, Stiles's twin gets bit and now he's part of Derek's pack, and Derek doesn't snap at him like he snaps at Stiles, never slams him into things, fucking FIGURES, STILES'S TWIN GETS EVERYTHIIIIIIIING.”
Kalpurna/good ideas OTP.
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- English
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- 13,087
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 412
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- 23,394
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- 5,076
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- 320,485
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07 Jun 2017
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10 May 2017
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everything feels like a dream (don't try to disappear) by kaythebest
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
19 May 2016
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"You know that thing that people do in movies, where they’re trying to get over someone so they completely cut them out of their life, and it’s really sad and they cry a lot and then it’s fine? I’m in the process of that.”
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Jimin doesn’t know why it starts. Maybe it’s the eightieth post he’s seen today about him being rejected by Jungkook. But whatever the reason, Jimin starts to not care anymore.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,044
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 6
- Comments:
- 138
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- 12,694
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- 1,843
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- 184,382
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22 Apr 2017