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Battler is turned into a dog for a day. Virgilius and Beato are amused.
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- Part 31 of witching hour
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this heart that roars by batbeato
Fandoms: Umineko no Naku Koro ni | When the Seagulls Cry
30 May 2026
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He whistled, trying to be nonchalant. “Well, there’s this girl…”
Virgilius’ palm met his face. “Beato.” Her name sounded like a curse when it came from his lips.
“In my defense -”
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- Part 1 of pokeneko
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if it's what i dream by batbeato
Fandoms: Umineko no Naku Koro ni | When the Seagulls Cry
20 May 2026
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“I was just lingering on things I shouldn't.” Virgilius’ fingers ghosted over the handle of his mug. “What my life could have been like.”
Reflections on the nature of the Golden Land.
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- Part 30 of witching hour
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He wouldn't entertain this delusion, this defilement of someone's memory. He wouldn't imagine that he was haunted by a ghost - for all that haunted him was his own mind, his own emotions, his own regrets.
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Now that Virgilius had been bred, Battler would take care of breeding him for the rest of his life.
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Golden Land virgibato+beabato poly love hours, really. There's also a little bonus eribeato as of forever tied. Sort-of connected a little to the fan-VN/forgery Purgatory of the Golden Witch, but not much thus far beyond a few small references.
The works are stand-alone but you can also tie them together a little~
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Pokemon x Umineko AU.
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AU where instead of Ushiromiya Battler, Ushiromiya Battler, Sento, and Kuro are born... and end up as college roommates with Virgilius.
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The remains of an idea by mesabiome
Fandoms: Umineko no Naku Koro ni | When the Seagulls Cry
13 May 2026
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Virgilius has a mental breakdown while 'Battler' attempts to comfort him.
Bookmarked by batbeato
13 May 2026
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Black Battler was always a monster. But for now, he's Beato's monster.
Or: The one where Beato orders Battler to dom his evil palette-swap while she eats chocolates.
Bookmarked by batbeato
23 Apr 2025
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As a final stand in a war they never stood a chance of winning, Uzumaki Naruto chooses to use a forbidden blood seal to rip through the fabric of space and time itself rather than admit defeat. He has never been good at accepting his fate, and if bending reality with his own two hands is what it takes, then that’s just what Naruto will do.
The rest of the world is just going to have to suck it up and deal with it.
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“A time travel seal,” Sakura says numbly, staring at him with wide eyes and a slack jaw once she finally comprehends the excited tirade he has just finished throwing at her.
“A time travel seal,” Naruto confirms, grinning with a mouth full of teeth, eyes manic.
Sasuke sighs, immediately giving up on trying to make sense of anything that comes out of Naruto’s mouth. “Of-fucking-course.”
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Bookmarked by batbeato
03 Apr 2025
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Souvenir by canis_m
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Sen to Chihiro no Kamikakushi | Spirited Away
29 Jun 2021
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A pair of special guests visit the bathhouse. Luckily, Chihiro's on shift.
Bookmarked by batbeato
16 Jul 2024
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bound and brought up by birdginia
Fandoms: Umineko no Naku Koro ni | When the Seagulls Cry
23 May 2019
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Kanon’s mind is suddenly assaulted with memories—the brutalized faces of the Rokkenjima residents, corpses riddled with gunshots, wide gashes sliced through throats, sharp objects driven into chests, the scent of singed clothes and flesh stinging his nose, screams, pleas, curses—
This is the Fragment he’s trapped in. The Fragment this Battler controls.
“I think I’ll let you sit on that for a while,” Kanon hears through the white noise of horror tearing through his head, as Battler’s voice fades away. “My dear accomplice.”
Bookmarked by batbeato
23 Mar 2024