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and blue as can be by Nonymos for galwednesday
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Feb 2025
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After years of frustrating service from Shang Qinghua, Mobei-Jun takes the opportunity to explore his servant's dreaming mind, hoping to finally find evidence of a plot to betray him.
What he finds is... not that.
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03 Jun 2026
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“You got twenty minutes to make yourself look like something someone would pay to fuck, otherwise, we’re both getting tortured to death in the belly of a fucking bounty hunter ship. If you think you have time to ask me questions, then how about you just take that stupid fucking vibrosword you think you’ve got hidden in your fucking boot and shove it in my kidneys and make Cad Bane’s job that much fucking easier.”
Kallus glared balefully at a bottle of aged Stewjoni brandy perched high behind the bar, visibly seething. “I’ll only need ten.”
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31 May 2026
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The Beholder's Eye by pallas_rose
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Feb 2023
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Madame Meiyin casts a sex curse (blessing?) at the state wedding of Shen Qingqiu and Luo Binghe.
When Shen Qingqiu used to complain about how stultifying and unoriginal, how vapid and formulaic, and most especially how shallow and empty of true feeling Airplane's wife plots were in PIDW... well, fate was listening. Bodyswap's not so simple when the sex hasn't been so easy.
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17 May 2026
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a thousand jars by tagteamme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Feb 2020
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The first time Shen Qingqiu feels it, he thinks he’s experiencing some sort of minor qi deviation.
“Shizun,” Luo Binghe asks quietly. “Are you okay?”“Am I not allowed to look at my husband?” Shen Qingqiu asks, doing his best not to get snippy. After all he’s a Peak Lord, a powerful cultivator, a man that has cheated death. There’s no reason for him to act like a needy spouse.
“My lord,” the servant leans down again with their voice practically purring as they refill a cup that’s only a quarter empty. It catches Luo Binghe’s attention, interrupting the beaming look he had been about to shoot towards Shen Qingqiu.
Despite the fact that Luo Binghe looks more bemused than entranced, Shen Qingqiu feels the porcelain cup in his own hand crack.
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09 May 2026
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If You're Going to War, Fight With Bows, Spears and Swords by Mikkeneko
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 May 2025
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Shen Yuan was a huge fan of the blockbuster action trilogy On the Proud Immortal Way -- at least until he transmigrated into it! Watching giant robots battle giant monsters was fun on the big screen, less so when he's sending his friends out to fight and die in those clashes. Now reincarnated as Shen Qingqiu, the head science officer at Cang Qiong Shatterdome, he'll do his best to protect his little white lotus of an assistant from that bloodshed -- but how long will he be able to keep the Protagonist away from his destiny?
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06 May 2026