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  1. Public Bookmark 17

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    AU where Flambae is a demon and gets accidentally summoned by Robert while he is on a mission as Mecha Man

    Aka Flambae is a horny bitch and Robert catches feelings along the way. Beef is just happy to receive more scratches and bellyrubs.

     

    Inspired by TheArtCourt drawings of Demon Flambae on bluesky

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    11 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    Month after explosion, which became a notable stop of Mecha-Man's career, Robert Robertson is a mess, with no job, no money and no idea what to do.

    He thinks, what maybe, it is time to find a regular job.

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    09 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    Chad turned his head to look at the source of the sound. To his surprise, on the balcony of his neighbor’s house which has been left empty since the poor fucker died - stood a boy his age. He had brown eyes with dark bags underneath them, his pale face filled with freckles. His hair was the same color as his eyes, and even tho messy, the slightly curly ends framed his features perfectly.

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    09 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Robert Robertson is a man who puts himself in situations where powers would be pretty useful.
    But he doesn't have them. What he does have is a mortal body made of breakable bones, cuttable skin, bruisable flesh, and other generally damageable stuff.
    Maybe, at some point, he'll realize that he's got his limits. The way things are going, it's likely that the Z-team will identify them all before he does.


    “Hey Golem,” Invisigal called out. “What were you listening to while you were outside?”
    Golem turned away from him to go join up with her, and Robert followed-- or he intended to. Something went wrong when he took a step to the side. He felt his body swaying.
    “Woah.” Robert caught himself on the bench, next to Prism.
    “Watch it,” said Prism. “The bar fight’s over, boy. Don’t go knocking yourself out now.”
    Robert laughed under his breath. “Yeah, that would be stupid, huh.”

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    08 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    As one of society's thankless betas, Robert Robertson the Third has found himself in a bizarre arrangement wherein Flambae, the flaming asshole, comes to him for fairly frequent hormone regulation. He doesn't really mind this, even though he wouldn't do this for, uh, anyone else on the Z-Team if pressed. But it doesn't mean anything, seriously.

    He's just doing his job.

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    08 Jun 2026