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Doctor Fell from Scorn and the Saint-Maker



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  1. [Podfic] TIC 6 Multivoice-Podfics by , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

    Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett

    30 Nov 2025

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  2. The Co-pilot AU by

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  3. Nice And Ominous: a reluctant eschatology of the Second Attempt by

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    24 Apr 2024

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    Aziraphale has gone to Heaven and Crowley has gone off the deep end. The former demon struggles to find meaning without his angel to gravitate around, the new archangel isn't at all used to having no-one but himself to rely on, and the Second Coming is... well, coming, however much Aziraphale tries to put it off. Crowley must learn to take care of himself, Aziraphale must solve everyone's problems, and they need to start talking again before the world ends (again). But what if Crowley finds he's actually all right on his own and Aziraphale gets exiled from Heaven for making the second worst mistake of his life, after the Christ has already returned to Earth? Can they fix the world and themselves when one has neither power nor memory, and the other, not enough information?

    This story comes in three parts. Part one focuses on Crowley Dealing™️; plot comes slithering in about halfway. Aziraphale runs things in Heaven in part two, where the plot also picks up, and part three is the epic conclusion (with skippable smut!).

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    Beta Test by

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    01 Jun 2026

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    “You two thought you knew what humans wanted. You were consumed by the idea of doing good for the world, even though you didn’t understand what your choice would really mean.” She smiled. “It was very idealistic, I’ll grant you. You remind me of Myself when I was younger. But without the chance to experience the life you were choosing for the humans, at the end of the day you’re just two more deities playing games with their existence.”

    “But You–”

    “That doesn’t make you worse’n Her, but it doesn’t make you better, either, does it?” said Lucifer.

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    12 Jul 2026

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    How it should have ended. This is canon now

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    Like an Innocent Flower by

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    02 Aug 2020

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    The handy thing about having a husband with serpentine attributes and the ability to shapeshift is that it really opens things up in the bedroom department.

    Especially when you're as much of a relentlessly horny bastard as Aziraphale is.

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    10 Jul 2026

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    The Long Way Round by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens - All Media Types  

    25 Jun 2026

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    Anthony Crowley has known London longer than London has known him. Every cut-through, cab rank, one-way system, theatre crowd, and hidden churchyard.

    That’s the point of the Knowledge: the grueling, multi-part test every London black cab driver has to pass, thousands of streets and landmarks learned so thoroughly the city lives inside one’s head.

    Crowley passed it years ago.

    But when he falls for Aziraphale Fell, a soft-spoken, waistcoat-wearing examiner he has absolutely no excuse to ever encounter, Crowley does the only reasonable thing — he digs out his old birth certificate, registers under a name he hasn’t used in years, and signs up to fail the Knowledge on purpose.

    Just one Appearance, he tells himself. Answer well, withdraw gracefully, ask the man out, done in twenty minutes.

    Naturally, it doesn’t go that way.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    Brilliant prose, Pratchett-level humour, everything is smooth and tight and clever and just works. Upsettingly fun and uplifting

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    in your own time by for Augenblickgotter

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett  

    15 Mar 2024

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    Aziraphale and Crowley grew up together as next-door neighbours on Hogback Lane, classmates at the local Catholic school, and inseparable best friends. By the age of eighteen, both were hopelessly in love with the other, despite the knowledge that they were doomed to live apart, as Crowley aimed to pursue university study in London and Aziraphale committed himself to remaining in Tadfield, dedicating his life to the Church.

    After almost twenty years spent away from his hometown, renowned botanist Crowley decides to come and visit Tadfield again at a moment's notice; the purpose of his visit is to speak at a Careers Day for the school he and Aziraphale, now a beloved priest and a frequent helper at the school, attended. The twenty-four hours that follow will change both of their lives for ever.

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    18 Apr 2026

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    "the undoubtedly holy practice of making the man you've loved your whole life come so hard he fucking sobs down steam-flushed cheeks with it"

    Hsdfghjdfggsdjgkfsdfg 😭😍🥵

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    Mystery Work

    Part of Ro Fell Unrevealed
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    This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!

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    08 Mar 2026

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    Yearning walnuts. Unbelievably hot once they get to it. Exhibitionism 🤌🍆