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  1. Public Bookmark 32

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    “Oi, how would you feel if one of the girls asked if you’d.” He paused, trying to force out the words while still maintaining his dignity of asking these idiots.

    Before he could finish his question, Denki butted in, “Let them peg us?”

    “What? No.”

    “Dude,” Eijiro scratched the side of his head and gave Denki a concerning look. “You know Kat has a dick, right? Why would he have to peg him?”

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    05 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    Hitoshi is very gay. He likes dicks, dicks in ass, his dick in a bottom's ass. Ya know, gay stuff. Definitely isn't opposed to boy-pussy either.

    Well, he thinks he is gay.

    He was very sure back in primary school when a girl ask him to rate her and her friends. He never gave much thought to the looks of women before, but in that moment, he knew.

    There was no world where he can accurately tell if a girl was cute or not.

    So since then — a few heartbroken girls later — he was confident in his sexuality. Ready to find the cutest guy in the world, find a way to make male-pregnancy a thing, settle down with one kid, and retire in a hillside cabin with a few cows.

    But recently, Izuku's new girlfriend and her oddly high-pitch screams are making Hitoshi question himself since primary school. Is he actually attracted to women? He tied his hair back into a small ponytail before searching for a certain site to check this hypothesis. A good future psychologist must know himself before diagnosing others. This counts as studying.

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    A DKBK friends with benefits story placed in the 2000's

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    05 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    Deku, Bakugo, and Shoto arrive on the scene to stop a villain only to get caught up in his Quirk. Naked, hard, and utterly at the public's disposal, the three of them unwittingly offer up services of a different kind than they were expecting

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    01 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 22

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    Teen Stans, in their pre-fallout 18 to 20 era; trying things they can't find the names for yet.

    The limited information they have on why things just feel good, comes only out of curiosity and the memory of when they were one being.

    One being experiencing it's both halves, in many different ways.

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    Special thanks to the Stancest Server for providing so many crunchy and juicy kink prompts for this! (you can reach out to https://www.tumblr.com/donethedevilspedicure if you want to join)

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    Companion artwork to the fic can be found on my Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/cryptid-doodles-212

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    23 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 9

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    Enveloped in pink twilight, Ford realized something about himself as he gazed at Stan's naked form.

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    20 Jun 2026