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Cunk on Erid by Macremae
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Cunk on Earth (TV), Cunk on Britain (TV)
22 Apr 2026
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In this BBC documentary special, Philomena Cunk travels to the planet Erid to pose the questions no one else would even think to ask.
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07 Jun 2026
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In a universe where Dexter tells Debra about his dark urges at a young age, things go very differently. Haunted daily by the impulse to kill, Dexter must navigate working under his foster father, trying to forge an honest relationship with Rita, and the unearthing of family secrets that may be better left buried.
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30 Apr 2026
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Ilya Rozanov: I do not understand why you are being like this but you look very pretty when you are annoyed so I do not mind.
Shane Hollander: [awkwardly] Oh… um. Thanks, I guess, Rozanov.
Ilya Rozanov: Is true. You are so beautiful. I cannot believe you exist. So pretty. And I get to have you and love you and be your boyfriend-
[Shane slams his hand over Ilya’s mouth, his expression panicked.]
Shane Hollander: This interview is over! Cut the cameras, now!
(the players at all-stars 2018 eat spiked brownies. cue a chaos + a hollanov reveal)
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- Part 18 of ways they didn't find out
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- English
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- 4,427
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- 1/1
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- 603
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20 Apr 2026
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11 Apr 2026
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Refusing to let Ilya ruin his career by signing with Ottawa, Shane chooses to really give their relationship a try and moves to Boston to live with Ilya and become a Raider. What follows is enough public scrutiny and backlash from his team that it has him questioning if he made the right decision. Until moments with Ilya and the Raiders show him exactly why he chose correctly.
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Hayden’s eyes flickered to Shane as he sat on the bench, chewing on the edge of his mouth guard.
“Don’t fucking look at him,” Ilya insisted as he bent down for the faceoff.
“Excuse me?” Hayden mumbled, eyes darting back to him.
“You heard me,” he retorted, his tone clipped. “He’s not your teammate anymore; he’s mine. If you think Marlow is a problem to your game, wait until you see what I will do to your team if you hurt anyone on mine again.”
Hayden scoffed, dipping his head as he tried to focus on the game. Something about Ilya’s words still rang through his head though, sounding so definitive that he didn’t want to risk seeing what he was actually referring to when he said that.
The puck dropped again, and Ilya stole it before he could comprehend how quickly it happened.
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- English
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10 Apr 2026
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sure grandpa, let’s get you to bed by goldenraeofsun
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
29 Mar 2026
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Scott can’t stand Ilya Rozanov. Sure, Rozanov is a generational wunderkind, but he’s also annoying as hell and always ready with a chirp.
“Do you have a spot in the nursing home yet, Hunter? I am hearing from my grandma they go fast!”
“Are you getting tired? It must be past your bedtime already!”
“What kind of skating is that? Is your arthritis acting up again?”
Scott’s age is Rozanov’s favorite topic, but now that Scott has come out, he shudders to think about what Rozanov will throw at him this season.
Or, 5 times Rozanov makes fun of Scott for being old, and 1 time he makes fun of Scott for being gay.
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- English
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- 7,885
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- 1/1
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- 305
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06 Apr 2026
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The Pride of McGill….David Hollander by everythingsflux
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
07 Mar 2026
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The NHL keeps a Central Registry of every team’s Emergency Backup Goaltender, or EBUG, an individual who must be prepared to play for either the home or visiting team should both goalies be taken out of commission. When the Registry was digitized in the mid 90’s a clerical error was made, and David Hollander has remained on file as Montreal’s EBUG. When Boston plays a preseason game in Montreal at the beginning of the 2017/2018 season, both of their goalies are taken out and David Hollander suddenly finds himself in the net in Boston black and yellow.
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- Part 1 of Heated Rivalry Yuna-verse
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- English
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05 Apr 2026
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With or Without You by a1phab3ts0up
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
24 Jan 2026
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“Is it your wedding day?”
Shane sputters. “Sorry?”
“The tuxedo,” she points out. “You look like you just got married.”
“Oh,” Shane says dumbly, glancing down at his rumpled suit. “No,” he adds.
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Or the one where that one night in Vegas gets a little out of hand for Ilya and Shane and a marriage by accident could turn into one of convenience. And maybe, something more.- Language:
- English
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- 109,668
- Chapters:
- 17/17
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- 15
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- 1,546
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02 Apr 2026
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the ten step plan by WriteThroughTheNight
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
17 Mar 2026
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In Vegas, after they’d said everything right up to the edge of I love you, Shane and Ilya came up with a plan. It was long term, with many, many steps. There might be a spreadsheet somewhere that Shane won’t admit to.
But it’s a plan, nonetheless. Over the summer of 2014, they tweak it and add things important to the both of them. There are even many, extensive, contingency plans.
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Thanks to Shane's small lie the first time they hooked up, Shane and Ilya are together years earlier. Now, they have to figure out what to do about it.
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- Part 2 of the coast is clear
- Language:
- English
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- 95,714
- Chapters:
- 14/14
- Collections:
- 26
- Comments:
- 4,595
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- 24,507
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- 474,174
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31 Mar 2026
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Shane and Ilya are both barely awake when they leave the house for early morning practice. It happens. It's normal. Half the team is usually asleep.
What's not normal is turning up in each other's jerseys.
The entire team proceeds to be completely not normal about it.
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30 Mar 2026
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time is moving, with situations i'm not choosing by sargeantwoof
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
13 Mar 2026
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“Please, Roz,” Ovlichein, their youngest rookie, begs. Ilya doesn't doubt how earnestly he means his words as he arches a brow at him, watching panic spread across Ovlichein's face. “Everyone else said that they couldn't host, and I offered but they said that none of the rooks could, which meant that Breezy and 'Los couldn't either, and then Marley said that we wouldn't gel as a team, and then everyone else agreed, and then Carmie and Sebbin said that we were going to be cursed if we didn't—”
Ilya holds up a hand, gratified when Ovlichein immediately falls silent.
The locker room is empty of everyone else, a trap neatly laid by the team. Ilya would be impressed by their conniving if it weren't so fucking irritating.
“This is a setup,” Ilya says slowly, watching as Ovlichein pales. “You know this, yes? You have been sent as a sacrifice for the whole team.”
OR: Ilya is a sensible captain. He takes care of his rookies, he hosts the team when needed, and he doesn't fuck around with ouija boards. Too bad Boston only cares about the first two things
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- Part 20 of heated rivalry masterlist
- Part 1 of ghostly ghouls get game
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- English
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- 8,147
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 2
- Comments:
- 273
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- 35,043
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26 Mar 2026
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Lily @lily1221
HOW DID THIS GET HERE! Why are you all talking about me?
Reddit finds @cinematichomos
on today’s episode of gay people are dramatic: this man reveals his nine year situationship on reddit and still thinks its normal [attached link]
Ilya turns to Reddit for comfort after Shane starts dating Rose. What follows is him getting bullied on Reddit, going viral on Twitter, using Twitter as a relationship therapist and going to the cottage despite everyone begging him not to.
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- Part 2 of my hollanov socmed fics
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- English
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- 4,725
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- 1/1
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- 387
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- 10,144
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08 Mar 2026
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say something batshit crazy (i'll do it, don't you make me) by yrsaffectionately
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 Jan 2026
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lily @shanehollanderstop
i’ll say it because i am not afraid of losing my job: roger crowell is a piece of shit and should never know peace in his life ever again. my name is hayden pike and i play for the montreal voyageurs.
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Ilya joins stan twitter
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- Part 2 of hollanov social media fics
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- English
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21 Feb 2026
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Teenage Dirtbag by Nullevoy
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
12 Jan 2026
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"I play,” Ilya said, his voice a deadpan rasp, “because if I do not play, my father make me work at potato factory. I hate potatoes. I want to buy car that goes fast enough to scare God."
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Clips and photos of Ilya's teenage years in Russia get leaked.
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- Part 1 of Unhinged_Ilya_Rozanov.mp4
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- English
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- 5,585
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- 1/1
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- 6
- Comments:
- 473
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- 8,209
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- 1,164
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- 72,312
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25 Jan 2026
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Mr. Emergency Contact And The Mortifying Ordeal Of Being Outed By A Child by fandom_commitment_issues
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 Jan 2026
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Everything that happens after Mr. Emergency Contact
Hayden has to release a statement, the kids can't stop talking, the press are asking questions, and Shane and Ilya are very very tired of hiding this.
***GO READ MR. EMERGENCY CONTACT FIRST***
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- Part 2 of The Mortifying Ordeal
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- English
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- 24,730
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- 20/20
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- 2,786
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- 23,069
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- 3,144
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- 278,816
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25 Jan 2026
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Recommendation Letters from Hell by WardofWinters (QoLife)
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
09 Jan 2023
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Percy really didn’t expect that many of his enemies to write him a letter of recommendation, it was more of a joke that he threw down that note asking for it with an explanation of how it worked (and some griping about the Gods). So the several hundred letters delivered to him by a very deadly hellhound was extremely unexpected.
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- Part 7 of Queen's Crack Fic Camp
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- English
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13 Jan 2026
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Changing into something I’m not by Melanthios
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
26 Feb 2023
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what if Percy learned to suddenly shapeshift? chaos, that’s what
now translated to Portuguese!
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13 Jan 2026
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Family Therapy by Rosella1356
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
20 Nov 2025
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Percy Jackson is on a mission for his third quest to get a letter of recommendation for college. When his aunt Hestia comes to him with the strange request to be the leading therapist for the Olympian gods and extended families, he hesitates. In the end, he takes the quest to save his aunt, save as many people pain as he can, and get out some of his justified rage at some of their decisions.
He could never have seen the rest coming, featuring gods bonding, family healing, and Percy Jackson somehow at the center of it all.
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- Part 1 of Family Therapy and Assorted Bonus Scenes
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- English
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- 282,759
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- 26/26
- Collections:
- 4
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- 2,358
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10 Jan 2026
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Eddie Diaz is not superstitious, but he is deeply annoyed by Tommy and extremely fond of Buck. What starts as a harmless joke involving a single Etsy spell spirals into candles, jars, and increasingly specific acts of cosmic inconvenience. Somewhere between accidental witchcraft and emotional overinvestment, Eddie realizes this was never just about hexing Tommy—it was about how much he cares about Buck.
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Eddie buys an Etsy witch to hex Tommy. This turns out to be the least complicated part of the situation.Bookmarked by beyondalarmed
08 Jan 2026
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Fangirling Too Close To The Sun by thingcalledlove
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
28 Dec 2025
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Becca @IsThisRealLife · 48m
Forced to watch hockey with my dad and the only thing I can think is…when do they kiss?Josh @Josh1625 · 40m
They don’t. This is a hockey draft?Becca @IsThisRealLife · 37m
Have you SEEN these two??? They look like they want to kiss #NewShipAlertTrishaaaaa @NHLBarbie · 35m
Babe. That is Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov. They do NOT want to kissSeries
- Part 1 of Hollanov vs The Internet
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01 Jan 2026