bilboakenshield27
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More precious than jade by bilboakenshield27
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
31 Jan 2022
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Centuries ago, more centuries than Shen Yuan could count, he was cursed to be a jade pendant.
Or one day Luo Binghe finds a magical jade pendant in the library his Shizun sent him to clean as punishment. It seemed ironic (but fitting) to Binghe that the first person to show any care for him wasn't exactly a 'person.'
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It's dark and cold here by bilboakenshield27
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Apr 2021
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"The once great Peak Lord Shen Qingqiu, reduced to uncontrollable shivers."
Or what if Gongyi Xiao never came to rescue Shen Qingqiu from the Water Prison? What if Shen Qingqiu had stayed there for a couple of weeks instead? And, of course, the Huan Hua Palace track record when it comes to prisoners is pretty bad.
Basically just an excuse to write some hurt Shen Qingqiu.
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We dance around a ring and suppose by bilboakenshield27
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
04 Nov 2020
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“He twirled between tables, voice rising and falling, glancing surreptitiously around for an escape route. There was a small door behind the dais and the main entrance through which the queen had entered—both manned by four guards. Jaskier mentally calculated the blows to his dignity if he just booked it through the main door mid-song."
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Set My Wings on Fire by bilboakenshield27
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
14 May 2020
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Jaskier slumped against the ground, blood spurting from his nose and gushing down his neck. A kick to his chest had him curling in on himself, his ribs groaning, his hands clutching his sides. The men above him laughed, one faking another kick just to see him flinch.
“Not so brave now, you stupid boy.”-or-
Jaskier gets turned into a bird and has to warn Geralt about an ambush.
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Bilbo has three jobs, is homeless, and sleeps outside the doors of Erebor Industries-one of the biggest jewelry stores in downtown Dale. Thorin is the CEO of Erebor Ind., and they see each other every morning. While Thorin thinks that Bilbo is just a pest and a nuisance, he might be more wrong then he's ever been before...
Modern AU where Bilbo does more for Thorin than he knows, and Thorin is a complete jerk (but he comes around in the end, so its fine yay bagginshield)
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Tip of the Iceberg by Nonymos for nonplussed podfics (nonplussed)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Aug 2025
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There is something weird about Shang Qinghua's new boss.
Bookmarked by bilboakenshield27
20 Jul 2026
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airplane view of the self by Nonymos for galwednesday, wheelsauce, was_adamant
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 May 2025
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Airplane Shooting Towards The Sky gets a do-over.
Aha, that first go was pretty traumatic, but surely everything will be much easier this time! Surely the System won't mess it up for him! Right? Right?
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- Part 1 of AVOTS & Extras
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19 Jul 2026
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The Pen is Mightier by Shamelesscooper
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Apr 2019
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The thought had been niggling at the back of his mind quite a bit lately. He wasn’t showing Shang Qinghua proper obeisance, was he? They’d grown so comfortable in their roles - Mobei-Jun as Shang Qinghua’s king, and Shang Qinghua as his dutiful servant - that they hadn’t thought to… stop. It was how it had always been. But things were different, now, weren’t they? They’d been different for a long time now. To ignore that wasn’t proper.
That stops now, Mobei-Jun decides. His ancestors would be rolling in their graves to see him ignore the proper rites of courtship - the fact that he and Shang Qinghua were already mated besides. He was not raised to be some kind of country rube, as much as being sequestered so far up north might imply otherwise. Shang Qinghua was his partner, and, with all factors properly calculated, the more powerful of the two. It was only proper that Mobei-Jun display an appropriate level of submission to his better.
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Mobei-Jun realizes with increasing clarity that he wants to serve Shang Qinghua. Shang Qinghua does NOT pick up on it.
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19 Jul 2026
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if you need a second chance, you can take mine by clairelutra
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 May 2026
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Shen Yuan, born in a world where soulmates can bodyswap, is still soulmate-less at the age of 21. Then he transmigrates into the world of Proud Immortal Demon Way, which has no soulmates at all. There, he meets his favoritest favorite fictional character.
Hey, System, what the FUCK is this?!
【 Host's soulmate is 'Luo Binghe' (˵ •̀ ᴗ •́ ˵ ) ✧ 】
I can see that. WHY. Proud Immortal Demon Way doesn't have soulmates!
【 Host's world does. Isn't Host happy to finally meet his soulmate? 】
Bookmarked by bilboakenshield27
18 Jul 2026
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Once Upon A Winter Night by Paintingroses2000
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Mar 2021
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Shang Qinghua didn’t know how, but some way or another he survived the plot of PIDW.
But there was one thing that was missing throughout the story. In fact, there was a major part missing in the story.
A part which left him puzzled on his best days and inexplicably worried on his worst.Mobie-Jun and the whole Northern Desert Clan never made an appearance!
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In which two souls inevitably meet and they somehow make it work.
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- Part 1 of The Navigator
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18 Jul 2026