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    Left by his fiancée a month before the ceremony, Draco never got his dream wedding, so agreeing to assist Granger with her own wedding planning to distract himself from his broken engagement seems like a great idea—though Draco probably shouldn't fall in love with the bride-to-be. Based very (very) loosely on The Wedding Singer.

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    30 May 2026

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    Draco Malfoy found himself in a most peculiar situation stood up by his parents at King’s Cross Station. Determined to make it home, Draco blindly stumbles into muggle London in search of the entrance to Diagon Alley where he might find proper magical aid without attracting attention to his most embarrassing situation. Lost in a puzzling world, Draco then manages to stumble upon a most unexpected classmate whose mother insists he stay the night. During his peculiar stay in Hermione's muggle home, he’ll come to realize purebloods might not be as well educated as they claim, battling against his pride and muggle prejudice the more secrets he uncovers from his peculiar enemy.

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    23 May 2026

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    Bellatrix's torture of Hermione uncovers a long-kept secret. The young witch learns her true origins in a story that shows the beginning and end of the Wizarding wars as Hermione learns about her biological father and the blood magic he dabbled in that will control her future.

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    15 May 2026

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    Caput Mortuum: A useless substance left over from a chemical operation and the epitome of decline and decay, literally ‘dead head’ or ‘worthless remains’. A dark purple pigment.

    Lucius Malfoy is the Minister for Magic, after The Order was unable to remain in power post-War. Draco Malfoy is the powerless figurehead of his father’s new regime. Banned from doing nearly everything (except the occasional topless photo shoot to cover up the more unsavoury aspects of Lucius’ plans), he has lost all hope for a better world. But Hermione Granger has just been captured and brought back to The Manor. And instead of being afraid, she looks like this is exactly where she wants to be. After years of apathy, Draco realises that he wants to know why.

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    28 Apr 2026

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    Investigative Auror Draco Malfoy and Forensic Anthropologist Dr Hermione Granger find themselves temporary custodians of an infant while working to solve the mystery of his mother’s tragic murder.

     

    For fans of the Booth/Brennan ship, forced proximity, and snarky narrators, I present to you a comedic Dramione murder-mystery inspired by the TV show Bones.

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    21 Apr 2026