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Illya watches Solo work and sees something he was never supposed to see. And then that work follows them all home.
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09 Jun 2026
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Illya looks back out over the balcony, across the city to the sea. A few birds wheel overhead. Somewhere a bell starts ringing. “You don’t have to stay. There are worse places.”
“If you are going to die, then I’m not letting you die alone,” Napoleon replies. “Besides, I’m not giving up. Just trying another avenue.” He studies the magic sluggishly curling still around Illya’s body. “Why did you do this?”
“Do what?” Illya asks. His face is pale, even in the bright Mediterranean sun. He tilts his head back and shuts his eyes, turning his face into it.
“Burn the plans. When you knew this might happen.” Illya flinches slightly, and Napoleon hums. “When you knew this would happen. Is this worth dying for?”
Illya flinches again. “No one can have those plans. And I knew it would end like this eventually. This is a better place than I thought I would have.” He breathes steadily, hand clenching into fists as his body spasms. “It was worth it,” he says quietly.
Napoleon whistles. “Christ, Peril. Way to point out that compared to you, I have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.”
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05 Jun 2026
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a true friend will argue by inlovewithnight for movies_michelle
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
29 Nov 2015
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Illya is bleeding.
He can’t be too concerned about it, though, because it’s a flesh wound at most and Solo’s injury is much worse.
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04 Jun 2026
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Napoleon Solo is in love with Illya Kuryakin. He knows it. Gaby knows it. Illya presumably does not know it, otherwise Napoleon would be dead. It's not just Illya's rejection Napoleon fears. The CIA and KGB would never brook their top agents canoodling with each other. And who the hell knows what Waverly will think.
No, it's better for all concerned that he keeps his mouth firmly shut.
Then a mission unexpectedly unravels, things spiral out of Napoleon's control, and all his best resolutions turn to dust.
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- Part 1 of Love in a Time of Cold War
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30 May 2026
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Illya kills an American spy in Zurich.
Three days later, he’s staring into the face of a dead man standing in his hotel room.
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25 May 2026
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Soap's standing in the hall, alone, arms wrapped around himself like he’s cold. Ghost's words are ringing in his ears like tinnitus.
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29 Apr 2026
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High on the spirit and drunk on fumes by storm_petrel
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
04 Mar 2025
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This isn't his knife, it's Ghost's. Molded grip, modified tanto blade, S.R. carved deep into the butt.
If he makes it out of this alive, he's going to have to beg forgiveness for somehow mixing Ghost's knives in with his own gear. Possibly he's gonna have to go to confession because this feels like one of the bad sins.
Or, a mission goes awry, and now Soap's got to deal with hostile terrain, a hit squad of cartel sicarios on his tail and Ghost's voice on his busted radio. Honestly, it's the last thing that probably fucks him up the most.
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29 Apr 2026
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Here's the thing. Ghost hasn't thought with his dick, literally, in years- he hasn't thought about fucking anyone, not even in passing. He genuinely hadn't realized that Soap was hot for him. So it's such a fucking shock, how hard it hits him now. Soap, all that exuberant, combative attention, focused down on Ghost like the rest of the bar doesn't exist. And he likes Soap, he knew he did, and it's just a bit of a surprise to realize that yeah, he also really wants to fuck Soap.
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29 Apr 2026
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Soap prided himself on knowing things others didn't. But the one secret that he was dying to reveal, that he absolutely had to tell someone about, was the one that no one would believe.
Or: Ghost is Australian and has faked his British accent since Day One.
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29 Apr 2026
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Fact is, the Army won’t risk being caught with their pants down in hostile territory. It’s snowing in Russia and they appear to have forgotten that it does that sometimes.
(Or: The one where Ghost and Soap casually try not to freeze to death)
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20 Apr 2026
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Ghost is a warm body with a high price tag, advertised with the guarantee that ‘anything goes.’
Soap is a paying customer— one who seems to be at odds with Ghost's particular brand of clientele.
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28 Mar 2026
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Jack and James don't even slightly understand one another, but in the end, they don't need to.
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20 Feb 2026
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Pirate Vindaloo A Sparrington Novel by elessil, Hippediva
Fandoms: Pirates of the Caribbean
22 Mar 2010
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Commodore Norrington and Captain Sparrow find themselves in a nasty jam and must rely on one another to escape.
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14 Feb 2026
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Quo Warranto by elessil, Hippediva
Fandoms: Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies), Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003), Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006), Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007)
19 Sep 2014
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This story starts at the beginning of AWE, from where things take a different turn. We have blown canon out of the water, sent it down with the Kraken and created an alternative tale whereby James Norrington finds himself responsible for Port Royal and the fate of the West Indies. Along the way, Norrington finds himself burdened with unintended duty, unforeseen consequences, and one particular uninvited compatriot.
Story is complete in 14 chapters.
There are action illustrations with some chapters, which go from G-Rated to X-Rated. The X-Rated ones will be linked within the text rather than shown directly.
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31 Jan 2026
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Caught between a rock and a bajillion pirates, Norrington is forced to rely on Jack Sparrow's aid...and then his hospitality.
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28 Jan 2026
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They're steadily climbing the table of the Prem, Jamie's playing the best football of his life, things would be GREAT, except Roy won't stop putting his hands on him and his dad's gonna start drinking again any minute now. So if Jamie's a little tense, it's not his fault.
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11 Jan 2026
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So when Jamie got the call from Roy’s sister, and an astoundingly clever and important little girl invited him to a sweet and silly little celebration, just them four — that was that, really. He didn’t think too hard about it. Two hours of travel to get here in the middle of a whirlwind training with the fucking National team and he follows the draw, the pull, the immeasurable force guiding him here. Not a single thought of protest, of resistance, even occurred to him. He just made it happen.
He’s really fucking gone, ain’t he?
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11 Jan 2026
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“Everything’s fucked,” Roy says, so quietly Jamie has to strain to hear him, even in the empty room. “HQ’s compromised, I can’t trust anyone there, not even fucking Ted, and I can’t go home, obviously, so…”
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04 Jan 2026
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5 Times Roy Indulges Jamie + 1 Time Doing So Means Finally Indulging Himself by rea_of_sunshine
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
18 Apr 2025
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It takes the zoo for Roy to figure out that Jamie is testing him, is actively pushing to see how much Roy will let him get away with, how far Roy will indulge him. He’s not sure if Jamie’s testing for any reason in particular, or if he’s just acting like a child looking for the limits.
Right now, Jamie wants to go to the zoo.
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03 Jan 2026
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He’d left the pub and his half finished beer with an awkward good night to Ted and headed out into the night with no direction in mind. When he crawls up out of his brain long enough to check in, he’s surprised to find that somehow, he ended up only a few blocks away from Roy’s place, on Roy's doorstep, ringing Roy's Doorbell.
Roy’s face morphs from annoyance, to confusion, to anger, his eyebrows pinched together. He opens his mouth to speak, but doesn’t get a chance before Jamie chokes out, “I fucked up.”
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03 Jan 2026