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Hans is a grown man. He can take care of himself perfectly fine, could shave his own face, wash his own hose like he did when he was stuck camping outside Trosky. He’s capable just like Henry says.
But it’s not so bad, letting Henry help.
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22 Apr 2026
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Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
15 Apr 2026
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“Alright… What would you have me do then, Sir Hans?” Henry’s mind races. He can already see his lord ordering him onto a bath wench on all fours while Hans sits right beside them, taking notes like a scholar. Heat creeps through him, and he masks it with a crooked smile and a joke. “Shall I go fetch a book on arse fucking for you?”
Hans throws his head back and laughs. “Do you think me so cruel as to send you on such a tiresome errand?” He swigs his wine. “Though… there is something you could do to help. You wouldn’t even have to do anything, really.” He swipes his tongue across his lips.
_Or, Hans wants to try it in the butt, but there is no bathmaid in sight. Oh no, what is he gonna do?
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15 Apr 2026
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The love of Astarion's life has disappeared to go live in the daylight with the druids, and Astarion is stuck in the darkness once more, yearning for sunlight with every fibre of his being, while bitterly reflecting on all the things that were denied to him in the end - love, sunlight, the option to kill thousands of people and become a near-god...
Raphael knows Astarion's desperate, and comes to him with not one, but two horrid contract offers that Astarion loathes and dreads in equal measure - but the prize at the end of both are too good to turn down, and he's become too cynical to care about how much of a good idea it is to give his body to a devil for a month or two, because really, comparatively, how bad could it be?
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10 Apr 2026
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This was truly the life, Hans thought. Hose down around his garters, a rough hand gripped behind his bare arse, another rucking up the hem of his chainmail, and Hans himself about to empty his balls down his male page's throat.
No, Hans really could not recall why he'd never liked having a page before.
After Hans Capon is saved from Cumans by one Henry of Skalitz, he discovers that the man has a secret: a certain fondness for men's bodies that goes far beyond anything appropriate. Intrigued by his new friend, Hans offers him a temporary position as his page—nothing grand, just some essential training in exchange for saving his life and for providing occasional company.
Only, he can't help himself from tacking on an extra proposition, one that he thinks would satisfy both himself and his new page. He should have known it would spin out of control. Not like it would be the first time that thinking with his cock had got him into trouble, after all.
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- Part 1 of Blood and Bile
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31 Mar 2026
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Hans Capon has no shortage of enemies who threaten his greatest secret. Will his undoing be a meddling uncle, a bride who knows too much, or the Royal Chamberlain with his clever schemes?
Leaving the ashes of Suchdol behind, Hans and Henry ride east—eager to outrun duty, wedding bells, and perhaps even Lady Fortuna herself.
But a trail of stolen silver and a missing horse soon drag them back into a war that refuses to end, even without a king on the throne.
How long can Hans and Hal keep their love hidden? And when it comes to light—will it be enough to hold them together, or will the world tear them apart?
This fic follows Lord of the Distant Isles but can be read on its own.
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- Part 2 of Lord of the Distant Isles Trilogy
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28 Mar 2026