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    Hi Ilya,

    My name is Shane! I don’t speak Russian, I hope that’s okay. I’m also 25 years old and I love hockey too! So we have some things in common.

    I’ve never written an inmate before. I don’t really know why I’m doing this. I guess I’m lonely. I’m not very good at making friends or dating. I think maybe I can be a bit awkward in person, but I’m good at writing. So I hope that’s okay.

    or Shane Hollander finds Ilya Rozanov on WriteAPrisoner.com and sends him an email.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    WELCOME TO THE NAYBORHOOD!!
    i am Shane i am 7 i live in the house with the blue door
    mom said give you a gift so here is drawing!!
    i draw every day almost every day
    do you like drawing?

    Ilya and his family move from Moscow to Ottawa when he is seven years old. The boy next door draws him a welcome gift.

    Or childhood friends Hollanov told through doodles and notes passed between them. Growing up is hard. At least they have each other.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    Alternate Title: Shane Hollander: Stanley Cup Winner, Accidental Dog Sitter

    Shane: Is this Ilya Rozanov?
    Unknown number: no
    Shane: Oh, but the dog collar had this number.
    Unknown Number: What? What dog collar? What are you talking about?
    Shane: I'm Shane Hollander.
    Shane: I have your dog.
    Unknown Number: Is this ransom threat?
    Unknown Number: Did you kidnap my dog?

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    1/1
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    103,346

    03 Jun 2026

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    OR - Hollanov’s story through the years told through the Google search history of Ilya Rozanov

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    19 May 2026

  5. Rec 2275

    Mystery Work

    Part of Private Privy Priv
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    This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!

    18 May 2026

  6. This has been deleted, sorry!

    24 Apr 2026

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    "We are actually so fucking washed," Shane bitches. "I'm never getting better and you are stuck on a losing team that sucks. Everyone is going to forget about us."

    "Don't make me trip you," Ilya says, calmly. "Let's do another lap."

    "No," Shane barks. Ilya raises his eyebrows.

    Shane refuses to accept this. This perpetual cycle of suck. When he invited Ilya to his cottage almost four years ago now, he didn't expect their relationship to turn into their fucking burial ground.

    Shane finds himself grounded in Ottawa for the foreseeable future. With his newfound free time, he hangs out with his family, eats Costco Rotisserie chicken, and whips Ilya Rozanov back into a champion.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    3,229
    Bookmarks:
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    38,723

    19 Apr 2026

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    The first thing you should know about time loops is that they’re really fucking hard to break. The second thing is that you can never break one in such a way that it is incapable of returning.

    The third thing you should know is that everyone around you has probably been stuck in a time loop at one point or another, and they made it out alive. This is only comforting if you’re a numbers guy, or if you’re the kind of guy who talks to others about how it feels to live the same day over and over and over and over and over and over again.

    Shame if you’re not; the most important thing you should know about breaking a time loop is that it helps to tell someone you’re trapped in one in the first place.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
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    75,640

    18 Apr 2026

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    Hayden: Jackie is very jealous of your manny.
    Hayden: Says he’s incredible and that a bunch of the school moms are trying to get play dates with Violet.

    Shane: He is great.
    Shane: Kind of a menace, too, but Violet loves him, so I overlook some things.

    Hayden: Oh, I’m sure.
    Hayden: She also said he’s super hot.
    Hayden: Like he missed his calling as a model hot.

    Shane: Geez, Hayd. You want to marry him or something?

    Hayden: NO.
    Hayden: I just thought maybe for you, ya know?
    Hayden: You haven’t dated anyone like…ever.

    Shane: I’m not going to get involved with my daughter’s manny.
    Shane: That would be irresponsible.
    Shane: Even if he is stupid model hot.
    Shane: And obnoxiously charming and funny.
    Shane: Plus, he cooks, and has the best accent.
    Shane: And is amazing with my daughter.
    Shane: God. Fuck my life.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    06 Apr 2026

  10. This has been deleted, sorry!

    03 Apr 2026

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    While in search of a roommate, Ilya comes across an interesting Facebook Marketplace listing from Shane Hollander.

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    Chapters:
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    Bookmarks:
    8,534
    Hits:
    284,051

    29 Mar 2026

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    5 Times Shane Hollander outed himself as a freak + 1 time Ilya Rozanov outed Shane Hollander for being a freak

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    11
    Comments:
    515
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    18,973
    Bookmarks:
    2,348
    Hits:
    117,282

    24 Mar 2026

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    Shane: Curse & Hex Removal Spell by SpellsfromNastya

    Rose: ???

    Shane: Trust me

    Shane: Just get it

    Rose: Why?

    Shane: You are probably cursed.

    or

    Ilya's Etsy witch reviews get exposed.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    790
    Kudos:
    17,665
    Bookmarks:
    3,166
    Hits:
    82,042

    24 Mar 2026

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    While at the top of his game, professional porn star Ilya Rozanov is approached by the famous yet boringly untalented OnlyFans creator Shane Hollander who wants to collaborate. What starts as a transactional partnership quickly turns into a war of egos, blurred boundaries, and incredible on-camera chemistry.

    As their views climb and the sexual tension thickens they're left to confront the reality that maybe their mutual hatred might be the spark for some thing far more intimate then just sex.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    1,329
    Kudos:
    10,245
    Bookmarks:
    3,713
    Hits:
    335,560

    21 Mar 2026

  15. Public Bookmark *

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    streamers ilya rozanov and shane hollander very openly fight and banter on social media, causing their fans to feed off of their rivalry.
    that is, until some fans start to notice some patterns and strange things during their streams. it couldn't be, could it?

    when they start to publicly flirt, the fans think it’s another form of getting on each other’s nerves…
    but they’re actually serious.

    or

    the hollanov streamers au

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
    528
    Hits:
    18,049

    15 Mar 2026

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    Shane loves golf.

    Ilya thinks golf is stupid.

    Unfortunately for everyone involved—including JJ, Hayden, the beer cart girl, and several innocent bushes—Ilya also loves Shane.

    Which means he’s willing to spend an entire afternoon chasing a tiny white ball around a golf course… getting progressively drunk and increasingly distracted by his very handsy boyfriend.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    2,422
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    Hits:
    20,978

    15 Mar 2026

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    Shane and Ilya had mutually agreed to keep their whatever-they’re-doing out of Sochi. It was an easy decision to make: this was bigger than any MLH rivalry and definitely bigger than a few hotel hook-ups. There was no room for distractions, not with Olympic gold on the line.

    So it’d be really fucking great if their daemons could get on the same page and stop trying to cause an international fucking incident.

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    36,309
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    2,161
    Kudos:
    13,219
    Bookmarks:
    3,563
    Hits:
    174,765

    15 Mar 2026

  18. Public Bookmark *

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    Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.

    Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    3,459
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    53,856
    Bookmarks:
    16,310
    Hits:
    874,411

    14 Mar 2026

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    Shane lifts one eyelid again to look at Rozanov. His eyes are red-rimmed. Like he’s been crying. “Why…why aren’t you in Boston?”

    Rozanov’s brow furrows. “Why would I be in Boston?”

    “You, you’re captain. Raiders. Boston.”

    The room is silent except for the beeping of monitors.

    In 2023, Shane takes a bad hit on the ice. When he wakes up, the last thing he remembers is a tuna melt.

    There’s a lot to get used to.

    Language:
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    Words:
    43,230
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    3,437
    Kudos:
    33,802
    Bookmarks:
    8,762
    Hits:
    510,251

    10 Mar 2026

  20. Public Bookmark *

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    Ilya knew his husband was beautiful, ethereal, a mystic being who probably appeared once in a century to tempt weak mortal men like him. People may call him whipped or lovesick, and they would be right, but it wasn't without reason; after all, it's not paranoia if they're really out to get you.

    And Ilya never backed down from a fight, even if the fight involved half of the internet.

    Language:
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    Words:
    23,391
    Chapters:
    5/6
    Comments:
    362
    Kudos:
    7,661
    Bookmarks:
    2,013
    Hits:
    155,833

    09 Mar 2026

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