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    A Maenad is after Lydia, and when she doesn't get what she wants, she takes it out on Stiles.

    Or the one where Stiles suddenly has lady bits and he's not quite sure what to do with them.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    He realises his mistake when the Sheriff looks between them both, head going back and forth between Stiles’ hand on Derek’s jacket and Derek’s face.

    Derek can see his boss take in his hopeless smile and he quickly tries to arrange his face into a scowl but by the look on John’s face he’s no where near convincing.

    You and him? John mouths at him, eyes narrowed.

    Derek shakes his head, eyes wide and panicked.

    “What?” Stiles asks them when he looks up from his phone, unaware of the silent communication between Derek and the Sheriff. “What’s going on?”

    “Nothing Son. Derek, make sure nothing happens to him,” John says pointedly. “Derek... I approve. Of you going to the preserve first, I mean. It’s nice. That the preserve makes you so happy.”

    The Sheriff gives him a thumbs up when Stiles looks down at his phone again.

    Derek wants to punch himself in the face.

    “Of course Sir. I... I really like the preserve. I want to keep it safe,” Derek bodily hustles Stiles toward the doorway, ears burning.

    “When did you both become so environmentally conscious?” Stiles frowns suspiciously.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    AKA, the Grandma Stilinski fic. Derek Hale meets a Mabel Stilinski while living in New York. He learns that she has a grandson. There are miscommunications, scarves, stealth-matchmaking plans, and cookies. Many, many cookies.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    When Derek finds out exactly how Stiles has been able to afford the tuition for his fancy private college, he becomes a touch...obsessed.

    To be fair, the ads are available to anyone who buys the magazines, so it's totally not weird or creepy at all that he keeps a box of them under his bed.

    And if he's asked to be a model, as well, who will happen to work alongside Stiles in shoots, well...that's purely coincidence. He's been meaning to get a job, anyway.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    Stiles smells ridiculously good. Fuck Derek Hale's entire fucking life.

    "I was gonna make a crack about not letting a guy lick his way up my snail trail until he’s at least bought me dinner but I guess you took care of that, huh?”

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    21 Jun 2026