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    At some point their relationship got fucked up enough that Ilya helps wax Shane’s pubes when they’re in town together, instead of doing normal couple things like watching Iron Chef or having brunch. Ilya thinks it started happening around, after the time he had to beg Shane not to bleach his asshole but before they both started peeing while taking showers together. “I just want a clean slate,” he tells Ilya very seriously, but they come to a compromise that he should keep something short and trimmed above his dick. Ilya, on the other hand, is under strict instruction to never touch any of his pubic hair, lest Shane have nothing to hold on to when he’s working the head with the back of his throat, so it’s kind of a shock when he says, “We should wax your ass too.”

    Or: Ilya Rozanov gets fisted.

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    This is not fic! This is meta about the basics of hockey that might be useful if you're coming from absolute zero but you like some gay hockey boys.

    (Originally I posted it on tumblr but I was asked to cross-post to AO3 for accessibility.)

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    19 Jun 2026

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    “Yeah, well, they’re not even such great tits, as far as I can see.” Hollander laughs, only small but Ilya thinks maybe genuine. “I can’t believe I was going to offer to—”

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    19 Jun 2026

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    The thing was.

    The thing was that people knew Shane was married to him. To Ilya fucking Rozanov.

    So he could not fucking understand why this photographer kept hitting on his husband.

    Or: The Centaurs are involved in a sexy photoshoot.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Ilya starts a new game: using Russian to fluster Shane in public. Shane is terrible at this game.

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