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Shane was there when Ilya got the call, his arm heavy across Ilya's stomach, like even in sleep he could tell something was trying to take Ilya away from him.
When Boston realize Ilya wants out, they send him to the highest bidder. The highest bidder is LA.
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- Part 9 of perfect from now on
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Here is what everyone thinks of you. It’s exactly what you feared. It might actually be worse.
Bookmarked by feral (blunt)
09 Jun 2026
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Who.
Who taught Shane about this.
Ilya is going to kill someone, and then himself. Not Shane. Never Shane. But he is going to have to kill someone with his bare hands.
Or: Shane invents advanced blowjob positions with his own beautiful freaky mind, thereby unintentionally turning Ilya into a danger to himself and others.
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Bookmarked by feral (blunt)
08 Jun 2026
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It’s not Shane’s fault, really. The being hard and begging Ilya for it in a dirty public bathroom thing.
If he had a nickel for every time it happened, he would now have two.
Or: Guard dog Ilya punches a Metro, Shane gets to live his dream of licking Ilya’s blood, and Ilya finally gets his dick stepped on as god intended.
Bookmarked by feral (blunt)
08 Jun 2026
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Truth is, he could just say it. He could just be honest.
Ilya, I'm worried you will see all these hot naked women and remember you miss them. Ilya, I'm worried I'm not enough. Ilya, I'm worried you'll come home and see me in comparison, so inelegant, so bulky, so brash, and realize this is wrong for you. That I am wrong for you. But saying all this would mean opening this entire huge clunky box thing, which only remains closed in virtue of Shane never looking at it for more than two seconds. So he says nothing.
But one rule supersedes all other rules regarding Ilya: if he wants to fuck around, Shane will make sure he finds out.
Or: Shane gets himself a set of pretty lingerie as revenge, and Ilya comes all over his pretty panties embarassingly fast.
Bookmarked by feral (blunt)
08 Jun 2026

