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An Unexpected Prank by bondsmith
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
10 Apr 2025
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When Emma falls asleep on her couch while watching The Hobbit and wakes up in Middle Earth, she can't believe it. Genuinely. Where's the cameras? This is definitely a prank show. And nothing, absolutely nothing, can't be explained away by CGI, right? No matter how realistic it seems, Emma will definitely NOT be one of those suckers on TV that falls for the over-the-top prank. And she definitely won't fall for one of the method actors. Who is obviously acting, and not actually trying to court her in the Dwarrow style. That would be a very, very dumb idea.
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You Could Not Possibly Understand by bondsmith
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
04 Feb 2025
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When Dis won't leave Tauriel alone after months of verbal abuse, Bilba takes a stand when no one else will.
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Harry came back to teach, Snape came back for misery.
featuring a depressed, unintentionally funny Snape and Professor Harry being friends, inspired by Jake Peralta and depressed Holt from Brooklyn 99.
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- Part 1 of Professor Harry and Midlife crisis Snape
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28 Jun 2026
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“We can’t give Harry Potter access to his vaults without an inheritance test.”
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“So… what are the results?”
The goblin slid the parchment across the desk. It read: "Father: Severus Snape."
Harry blinked owlishly, his hands shaking. When he looked back at the goblin, he managed to gesture vaguely towards the door behind him.
“Him?” His whisper came out shaky.
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28 Jun 2026
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Harry cowered slightly. "I didn't know what else to do."
Snape's gaze sharpened.
„You could have told me.“
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Harry misunderstands Snape horribly, and does not only break a vase in the process but almost injures himself trying to fix his mistake.
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28 Jun 2026
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Harry Potter has a plan: prank Severus Snape on April Fool’s Day. What could possibly go wrong? (Hint: everything— and somehow, nothing at all)
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28 Jun 2026
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Harry Potter runs away from number 4 privet drive and unfortunately (or fortunately) runs into Severus snape.
(Spoiler- he ends up living with him)
(Not that much of a a spoiler)Bookmarked by bondsmith
28 Jun 2026