borderlandz
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Something kinda sweet and blue (once more to see you) by borderlandz for Cristinaa_h
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
22 May 2026
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Ted hated change.
He hated a lot of things, but more than anything he hated change. In fact, he’d only ever made one drastic change in his life, and that was after Jenny left him to go to Clivesdale with Andy. So, after that he vowed to keep the short remainder of his life exactly the same. Did he want different? Did that matter? Nevertheless, he’d promised to never change.
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Ted and Paul get stuck in a time loop and are constantly reliving the events of ‘The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals’.
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There are constants in each timeline, from as minimal as some nerd impatiently demanding his hot chocolate at the Beanie’s counter, to as significant as a mother and wife dying in a car crash, leaving her husband and son scarred for life. And the death of Ethan Green, just so happens to be one of these constants; it always happens. No matter what. He will make sure of that.
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Paul's leaned a lot since he started dating Ted. Mostly that he's the most affectionate, annoying, and, as he's about to learn, ticklish boyfriend ever.
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- Part 31 of Tickletober 2025
Bookmarked by borderlandz
14 Jun 2026
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Locked and Loaded (oh so devoted) by geicogecko
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
16 Apr 2024
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Max Jägerman never stops the bullet. (Or, at least, he doesn't catch it. Because, well, that's so boring, isn't it? What, he just catches it? Before anything fun and spectacularly bloody happens? No, no, no that won't do.)
Stephanie Lauter just happens to be a piss poor shot. (There, that's better.)
(Alternatively titled: What if Steph still shot Pete, but totally fucked it up)
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- Part 2 of Hatchet Town
Bookmarked by borderlandz
15 May 2026
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(i swear) i will die trying by geicogecko
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid, Nerdy Prudes Must Die - Team StarKid
02 Nov 2023
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Ted Spankoffski is a lot of things: an asshole, a sleazeball, the 'other person' of more than a few adultery allegations, pansexual, and, most importantly, an unlucky fucking bastard.
Except, this time, the story isn't about him. (It never really is, though, is it?) This time the only thing you need to know about Ted Spankoffski is that he's a big brother.
And it's about damn time his little brother got a taste of that good, old fashioned Spankoffski luck, don't you think?
(Alternatively titled: Ted's perspective on Nerdy Prudes Must Die)
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- Part 1 of Hatchet Town
- Part 1 of Goat Bros
Bookmarked by borderlandz
06 May 2026
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A Lot of thoughts echoed in Ted’s mind throughout his time in that cage.
He thought about his parents. He thought about his baby brother Petey. He thought about the Rule of Three.
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Or, Ted can’t take being a dogboy anymore and begs Paul to kill him.Bookmarked by borderlandz
07 Apr 2026
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You know when you get kidnapped by your coworker with your other coworker and get forced to be her pets and you hate geing touched and eating slimy food and not following your routines, so is obviously going to lead to a meltdown? No? Just Paul? Okay.
Bookmarked by borderlandz
07 Apr 2026