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    A fight on the world stage gets Aziraphale and Crowley banned from the men's figure skating division, but Gabriel's got a plan.

    Now these former rivals are teaming up as a male/male pair but there's just one problem...they can't stand each other.

    Can Aziraphale and Crowley put aside their hatred to bring back the gold? Or was that hatred just covering up deeper feelings bubbling under the surface?

    It's enemies to lovers, on ice!

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    23 Jun 2026

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    When rising star AJ Crowley finds himself in a little spot of trouble on the set of his new action movie, he is lucky enough to bump into a literal angel who infuses him with some much needed courage in a rather unconventional way.
    One fabulous kiss, a fall from grace, many phone calls and approximately twenty years of friendship later, Crowley and Aziraphale are about to embark on their first ever project together, which allows them to get closer than ever.
    Will they be brave enough to cross the invisible boundary still standing between them? Or will they let the fear of losing each other get in their way?
    Idiocy predictably abounds, but luckily so does the love.

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    11 May 2026

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    Anthony J. Crowley isn’t up to much these days.
    In fact, you could almost say his days as a rockstar are pretty much behind him. Rotting in bed all day, with half-written songs plaguing him and no lyrics to speak of, everything points to his career being over for good.
    That is until Maggie, his manager, claims to have found him the perfect lyricist to get him out of his slump. And what better way to get the creative juices flowing than spending a whole month together in a secluded cottage on the Isle of Skye?
    Provided Crowley’s attempts at making the man run for the hills aren’t successful…

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    “You wrote these lyrics,” Crowley repeated just to make sure he’d understood correctly. “The lyrics about sucking dick. You wrote them.”
    The stranger wrinkled his nose, a blush appearing on his rounded cheeks. “Well, it’s actually meant to be an exploration of taste and touch as a way to connect with another person, as well as a metaphor for–”
    “Sucking dick,” Crowley completed for him.
    “Mmh,” the man hummed noncommittally, lips pursed in both annoyance and embarrassment.

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    05 May 2026

  4. Rec 74

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    It’s not easy being Assistant District Attorney, something Aziraphale Fell knows from experience. Particularly if you are even remotely interested in justice. Especially if you have a very annoying nemesis thwarting you at every turn.
    It’s no fun being a corporate lawyer, something Anthony J. Crowley knows all too well. Particularly if you’re easily bored. Especially if you’ve found a fussy ADA to torment in court instead.
    It’s only natural you might need a friend to get you through the daily grind. Particularly if said friend manages to make you laugh even if you don’t know who they are. Especially if talking to them is all you’re looking forward to every day.
    While seasons change, edges blur, and loyalties are tested, Aziraphale and Crowley might realise things are not always what they seem.

    ⚖️ NOW COMPLETE ⚖️

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    01 May 2026

  5. Rec 96

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    All things considered, Aziraphale Fell is doing a good (half-decent?) job. He’s been raising Adam, his nephew, for three years now and he’s almost figured out the mysterious and complicated art of parenting (almost).
    So it really doesn’t help that Adam and the daughter of the new single dad in Tadfield seem hell-bent on not going along. It also doesn’t help that said new single dad is rather… well, dashing, as it were. And annoying. But mostly dashing. No wonder Mr Crowley works as a model.
    How very inconvenient that, when Adam and Pepper are threatened with expulsion, Mr Crowley suggests he and Aziraphale join forces to help settle their kids’ differences.
    It’s a good idea and it’s not like Aziraphale even likes the man, so there won’t be any distractions. Why, he doesn’t even think about Mr Crowley that often. Almost never really. Well…

    🎄🐇 NOW COMPLETE 🐇🎄

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    29 Apr 2026