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All Craig wanted to do was propose to his boyfriend of fifteen years. Unfortunately for him, nothing seems to go his way.
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21 Jun 2026
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Craig was proud of his boyfriend for landing the lead in their high school's newest performance of Romeo and Juliet.
He just wished there wasn't a kiss scene, is all.
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20 Jun 2026
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Tweek Tweak knows that he loves Craig Tucker, and he thinks that Craig loves him too.
If only Craig would say it out loud.
OR Craig has never said "I love you" to Tweek, and Tweek starts worrying about their relationship.
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20 Jun 2026
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Five times Craig saw Tweek hold absolutely still, and once they actually talked about what the heck they're doing together.
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20 Jun 2026
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Oh to fall where flowers don’t grow. Such a fate would be so sweet.
Hanahaki Au.
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- Part 3 of Saccharine Snap
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14 Jun 2026
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Standing in a T&I observation room three stories underground behind one-way glass with his arms crossed and feet spread hip-width apart, Kakashi watches Root operative, orphan, missing person of eight years, civilian born Haruno Sakura spit blood in Yamanaka Inoichi’s face, a small chunk of flesh stuck between her lateral incisor and cuspid as she snarls like an animal, and thinks:
She should have been on his team.
In which Sakura forgets, Sai pretends, and Kakashi can't tell if he's failing the mission.
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- Part 1 of Falling Leaf
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10 Jun 2026
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And how to become one.
Kakashi goes down on a mission and, since the boys are incompetent, Sakura takes things into her own hands.
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27 May 2026
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The war is over, and like Konoha, Team 7 has rebuilt itself from the ground up. Everything has changed, but Sasuke and Sakura remain much the same. Eleven years, she thinks, is a long time to be in love alone.
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- Part 1 of Gathering Stones
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25 May 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
She blushes, then says, “I used to fantasize about you doing that. In my daydreams you always found my huge forehead charming.”
“Is it big?” Sasuke asks, somewhat puzzled. “I never noticed.”
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Today is Keith's birthday.
A decade back—when he was fifteen and so angry he could die from it—he never could’ve imagined a day like this. What it would be like to have his life so full of good that he barely knows how to handle it. How it would feel to be loved.
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- Part 1 of what you carry with you
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23 May 2026
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Sometimes the universe decides to smack you in the face with bonus puberty. Or: Keith and Shiro are going through Galra puberty and they're straight up not having a good time, bro.
Being the only known Galra / Terran hybrid is bullshit. All he gets are ‘probably’s. Probably he’s done growing even if he’s still a runt by Galra and Terran standards. Probably fangs and claws and cat-eye pupils are a stress response instead of a long-term development. Probably he’s going to go through a second fucking puberty because he hasn’t developed any of the secondary sex characteristics most Galra acquire.
It’s the last one that nearly serves as a one-hit K.O.
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23 May 2026
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Sirius and Harry were lovers in 5th year. With Sirius' death Harry attempted to keep going. Post-war he picks up a relationship with Draco Malfoy. When Ginny Weasley is murdered a furious Ron and Weasleys point fingers at Harry, who is thrown in Azkaban prison without a trial, very much like Sirius. However, circumstances have come up that will release Harry from Azkaban and three life sentences… Partially AU after Goblet of Fire.
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- Part 13 of Complete Harry Potter
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18 May 2026
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Just because he’s broken up with Ginny doesn’t mean he can’t look for a ring to give a future spouse, Harry thinks. In Borgin and Burke’s, he finds a ring that once belonged to the Nott family.
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- Part 3 of Theo/Harry Confectionary
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13 May 2026
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Theo has always practiced some Dark magic, but now the call of the Dark Arts has become so strong that he is preparing to leave Harry Potter, his husband and Auror partner, behind. He knows there is no way that Harry, still dedicated to the pursuit of justice and fairness, will want to accompany him.
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- Part 6 of Theo/Harry Confectionary
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10 May 2026
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AU. Dumbledore can’t keep Harry from being expelled by the Ministry, but he can work on ensuring that Harry will someday be accepted back into Hogwarts. In the meantime, he needs Harry to be safe, so he ships him back to the Dursleys to stay during what would have been Harry’s fifth year. When Harry comes back to the magical world, many people see him as either mad or possessed by Voldemort. Theo Nott sees an opportunity.
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- Part 8 of Theo/Harry Confectionary
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09 May 2026
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Harry's idea of a shoddy deal doesn't match Severus', but he has to agree with the Slytherin's point of view once the man explains in detail exactly what he's missing.
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04 May 2026
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Draco immediately regrets agreeing to a certain bet made at poker night when he realises he’ll actually have to hold up his end of the deal. Harry is ecstatic.
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Draco Malfoy bets Harry Potter a lapdance. He loses.
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- Part 1 of Fuck Buddies! Drarry
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02 May 2026
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Theo Nott comes to Harry with a rather unusual request—to harvest the basilisk that he killed during his second year and use that to help Theo cure a blood curse. Oh, and to feed Theo the heart so that he can become a Parselmouth. Harry decides this is better than feeling sorry for himself because the school thinks he’s a cheater, and begins the first steps on a journey down a radiant pathway with Theo at his side.
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- Part 2 of From Samhain to the Solstice 2024
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30 Apr 2026
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As with all his friends’ wagers, it starts small. Fifty Galleons for one kiss from Harry Potter is easily done.
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29 Apr 2026
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Some times coming home is the hardest journey of all.
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20 Apr 2026
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After a year-long relationship things should be easier than they are.
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19 Apr 2026