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During Hermione’s eighth year at Hogwarts, the new Potions professor developed a matchmaking potion in an attempt to promote interhouse unity and raise student morale. After some not-so-subtle persuasion from Ginny, Hermione agreed to sign up for the program.
She never expected to have an eighth year at Hogwarts, nor to be at school without Harry and Ron, but most of all she hadn’t expected to see Theo Nott’s name listed at the top of her results.
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Bookmarked by buddybuddy96
05 Jul 2026
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(COMPLETE: 3 chapter novella)
Hermione Granger and Theodore Nott are curse breakers, business partners, and best-friends-with-benefits. They take a lucrative Ministry contract that comes with the unfortunate requirement to bring along Draco Malfoy, the emotionally repressed warding expert who broke Theo's heart years ago.
Now our heroes find themselves locked in an unplottable 16th-century Scottish cottage that suppresses their magic whenever they bicker, but conveniently restocks the wine cellar every day. As days of forced proximity bleed into weeks, tightly wound boundaries finally unravel even though the wards stay firm. Old wounds are broken open, hidden desires are dragged into the candlelight, and they realize what it means to have everything.
"This is the most civilised captivity I've ever experienced," Theo announced, leaning back with a glass of red wine.
Hermione stabbed a roasted potato with unnecessary precision. "You've been imprisoned often then?"
"Only consensually, you know. I do so like to be bound," he responded with a grin aimed at Draco, blatant in his attempt to get a rise out of him.
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05 Jul 2026
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Professor McGonagall decides that the best way to heal post-war Britain is to trap Hermione "Too Many Books" Granger and Draco "Icy Aristocrat" Malfoy in a shared Eighth Year Head suite.
The result? A messy, high-tension transition from academic rivals to "clandestine researchers of romance."
They have to navigate the inevitable chaos of telling their friends, but as it turns out, the Slytherins already had a betting pool, and the Gryffindors were just waiting for the screaming to turn into kissing.
Vibe: 40% Snark, 50% Soft Pining, 10% 90s Muggle Nostalgia.
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27 Jun 2026
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“Are you offering?” Her voice wavers, slight enough he might not notice.
A slow smile spreads on his face. “Where do you live, Granger?”
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Six years later, Malfoy returns to England, and Hermione is confronted with the past they never resolved.Bookmarked by buddybuddy96
26 Jun 2026
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We Should Fuck (& Maybe More): An Empirical Study by CrystalMyst
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 May 2026
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Draco stared at the screen. Or, more accurately, the words on the screen. His face lax and unreadable, he looked from Hermione back to where the title glowed in clean black letters.
Why We Should Fuck (& Maybe More): An Empirical Study
He looked at her like she’d grown another head, or a tail, or declared she was in love with the elderly and deaf Ministry archivist, Agnes Brocklehurst. He looked pained, but somehow managed to keep his tone light and casual. “So, what’s all this then?”
“What does it look like? I have a proposal to discuss.”
“With that title?”
“Yes.”
“And this is the personal project you wanted to discuss with… me. I am… one of the ‘we’?”
“Well, I wasn’t planning to present it to McLaggen.”
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Hermione gets tired of waiting, and makes a slide deck to convince Draco that he wants her.
Bookmarked by buddybuddy96
24 Jun 2026
