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Following yet another argument between Stanley and the Narrator, the Narrator attempts to create a game that gives Stanley exactly what he wants. A game involving new environments, experiences, and most importantly, more intimate relationships. Taking all three of these ideas in mind, a new game, called The Stanley Parable Dating Simulator, is created. Unfortunately, a dating simulator won’t work with Stanley alone. And since the game cannot create any new characters, the Parable fills in the gap with the only other sentient being here… The Narrator.
Or, Stanley and the Narrator get stuck inside of a dating simulator. Alone. Together. Shenanigans ensue.
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Stanley wanted to agree, but this had disaster written all over it. Was he really willing to give up what little control he had over his life just so that the Narrator could be happy?
“I understand this is a rather personal thing to ask of you, so I don’t expect a response immediately of course. I-“
Okay.
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Basically, Stanley and the Narrator struggle communicate with each other, as per usual. But now, the Narrator has a plan to bring them closer than either of them had ever imagined.
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CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.***
Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.
But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?
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25 May 2026
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All I Hear is Your Gear... by herebewyverns
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
13 Jun 2021
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When humans need sanctuary, they go to holy places. But Aziraphale isn’t human. He has the next best thing, though: Crowley’s Bentley.
Reformatted because the footnotes were really bugging me...
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21 May 2026
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Aziraphale, for as many books as he’s read, isn’t sure he has the words to explain the vastness of his feeling, the burden of denying something so all-encompassing. He’d need years to do that. Decades, maybe. Now isn’t the time even for silence because they have important things to do, but he can’t bring himself to break whatever’s happening between them. He’d stand staring at Crowley until they turned to stone. Until Heaven and Hell came to punish them with whatever cruel and unusual means they’d come up with.
(A story in which an angel and a demon survive, Crowley abruptly moves in, and Aziraphale learns about what matters.)
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16 May 2026
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how beautiful your soul is (and your hands) by drunkonwriting
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 Feb 2020
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Aziraphale slowly looks from the knife to Crowley’s face. “Holy water.” His voice sounds distant and strange, as if he’s hearing it from outside of himself. “The knife. It’s coated in holy water.”
Crowley’s smile is thin and bitter. “Yes,” he says.
In the aftermath of the Apocalypse, Crowley is just trying to find his feet after losing his day job. Unfortunately for him, not every demon was convinced by Aziraphale’s little show during their Trials—and that disbelief proves to be deadly. Aziraphale just wants to read books and revel in a life of freedom. But when Crowley’s hurt, all of his efforts become a race against time to heal him before it’s too late.
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14 Jan 2026
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Angel's Favor by PinkPenguinParade
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
20 Jan 2020
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"I beg your pardon, dear girl, have you seen--ah."
She whirled at the voice behind her, off her knees in a flash, and found herself face to face with the kindest eyes she'd ever seen. "What are--?"
He was a bit taller than she was, pale and round and overwhelming and she couldn't look away from his eyes, like he knew everything and still cared and his eyes, his eyes--
He caught her elbow as she staggered. "Oh, I'm so sorry." He closed his eyes for a moment and shook himself, settling somehow, and when he opened them again his eyes were kind and a humanish blue, and she could breathe again. He glanced at the blackened shaft in her hand. "I believe you called me?"
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12 Jan 2026